A Dog's Life, A Cats Incarceration - Literature - Nairaland
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| A Dog's Life, A Cats Incarceration by CuntDestroyer(op): 12:56am On Oct 21, 2012 |
[size=20pt]Excerpts from a Dog's Diary.[/size].. 8.00am - Dog Food! My favorite thing! 9:30am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 10:30am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00pm - Lunch! My favorite thing! 1.00pm: Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3.00pm: wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5.00pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 7:00pm - Got to play ball and fetch! My favorite thing! 8:00pm- wow! watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00pm: sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
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| Re: A Dog's Life, A Cats Incarceration by jhydebaba(m): 1:00am On Oct 21, 2012 |
Eeyah! Sorry bro, hope u've been taken ur drugs religiously. |
| Re: A Dog's Life, A Cats Incarceration by CuntDestroyer(op): 1:16am On Oct 21, 2012 |
[size=20pt]Excerpts from a Cat's Diary[/size] Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed some sort of harsh dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomited on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped it's headless body at their feet, I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a good little hunter I am. B@stards!. There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear noises and smell of food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies". I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try again tomorow - but at top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released and seems more than willing to return. He is obviously ret@rded. The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now...
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| Re: A Dog's Life, A Cats Incarceration by CuntDestroyer(op): 1:16am On Oct 21, 2012 |
jhydebaba: Eeyah! Sorry bro, hope u've been taken ur drugs religiously.  |
| Re: A Dog's Life, A Cats Incarceration by Olaone1: 11:28am On Oct 21, 2012 |
Legend!  Strangerrrrr  |