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| The Ants And The Cave by Zahymaka(m): 4:55am On Apr 18, 2006 |
After wandering for two weeks in a forest, two ants came accross a pleasant cave. It was wet but it was a welcome change from the jungle. The first ant decided to go in and check things out. Shortly after he entered, a worm crept into the hole and began to hit him. He fought for his life until after giving the worm a vicious bite, it vomitted white blood and withdrew. Sweating and panting , he managed to drag himself outside to meet his brother. 'Why didn't you help me when that worm attacked me?' he accused. 'Just a worm?' the second ant asked. 'I was assaulted by two giant balls outside!' |
| Re: The Ants And The Cave by micklplus(m): 7:48am On Apr 18, 2006 |
 OMG Two giant balls? :oThat was some thing else !very funny cheers  |
| Re: The Ants And The Cave by kellygirl(f): 11:37am On Apr 18, 2006 |
nice one |
| Re: The Ants And The Cave by spikelord(m): 11:58am On Apr 18, 2006 |
 A funny but crazy joke |
| Re: The Ants And The Cave by Zahymaka(m): 12:13pm On Apr 18, 2006 |
Tell you something. . . the first time I read it, I didn't understand it until the end. |
| Re: The Ants And The Cave by Free(f): 2:56pm On Apr 18, 2006 |
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