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Life Is Not Hard: 10 Tips For coping Without ‘okada’ by Arrowman(m): 8:09am On Oct 24, 2012
These tips are guaranteedto elevate you to the nextlevel of an ‘okada’-freeLagos state. If they aren’t, your case is too hard abeg. Ok let’s go…

10. Buy shoe protectors. Replace as the need arises.
9. In relation to number 10, carry an extra pair of footwear. (preferably slippers) in your bag (men inclusive). That bag should also carrythe following: a small umbrella, water bottle and small chops to go.
8. Wear casual clothes to work. Change into your official clothes at work. Change back to the casualclothes for the journey back home. You don’t want. to look too official while trekking.
7. For the ladies, this is thetime to smile from ear to ear with that ugly male colleague who drives a carand lives near your residence.
6. For the guys, buy a car before them tif your babe.
5. Save the money for yourgym membership. You are getting enough exercise already.
4. Start trekking groups in your class,church,mosque,officeetc. After all it is said thata trek trekked with companion is no trek at all (I just made that up obviously)
3. Learn how to entertain yourself in your own space. Stock up on game consoles, books, magazines, movies etc. Paythat DSTV
subscription too.
2. As the crime rate increases due to the okada ban, buy a gun.
1. If none of the above works, pack go your villageand fulfil Fashola’s innatedream for Lagos state.
Abeg later. Let me preparefor this evening’s trek.
Eko o ni baje.http://www.ynaija.com/life-is-not-hard-10-tips-for-coping-without-okada/

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