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Npjc.....my Skul by sutoboy(m): 12:28am On Oct 26, 2012
A man built a room with 250 blocks and
later turned it to a school,with him
being the headmaster.
Whenever his students offend him,he
would tell them to go and give the wall
50 punches.
Two students offended him on a
day,after his orders,the first student
started punching the wall.
The student was crying heavily but the
headmaster did not tell him to leave
until he finished the 50 punches.
He told the second guy to go and do
likewise.
Guy:rubbish.
Headmaster:for saying that,its now
100 punches for you.
Guy:nonsense.
Headmaster:now 200 punches.
The guy went towards the wall,as he
gave the wall a punch(gbooooo), a block
fell down from the wall.
Headmaster:what s that.
Guy:nothing...Gbooooo(another block
falls).
Headmaster:you can go and sit down.
Guy:that would be injustice,the other
guy finished his punishment,i also want
to finish my own...gboooo,gb
ooo,gboooo(blocks falling down).
Headmaster:i said go and sit down.
Guy:that would be cheating on the
other student...gbooo ,gboooo,gbooo(b
locks falling down).
Headmaster:can' t i instruct you,i'm i
not old enough to be your father.
Guy:for mentioning my fathers'
name,i've increased my punishment to
250 punches.
The headmaster knelt down.
Headmaster:my good son,take it easy,i
know this building is already going
down,but please pardon the
foundation.
should this guy accept his apology or
not?
Re: Npjc.....my Skul by Homar(m): 12:33am On Oct 26, 2012
They guy should continue punching the wall lol .
Re: Npjc.....my Skul by larride(m): 1:03am On Oct 26, 2012
JOKE GRADING: F9



REMARK: HIGHLY DISAPPOINTED




REWARD: 15MONTHS IN SYRIA REFUGEE CAMP
Re: Npjc.....my Skul by sutoboy(m): 4:17pm On Oct 31, 2012
larride: JOKE GRADING: F9



REMARK: HIGHLY DISAPPOINTED




REWARD: 15MONTHS IN SYRIA REFUGEE CAMP


Na so u wise reach?

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