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an european in lagos by hclacid(m): 2:26pm On Jan 27, 2008
an european man desembarked from the muritala muhammed international airport and got a taxi to take him to any good hotel around. he begins to inspect the tall buildings on his way and decides to break the silence

whitemansadto the taxi driver) how long did it take to construct this building?

taxi mansadexcited) ah oga this took 15 years.

white mansadastonished) in europe this would only take at most 4 years.

* back to the silence* he decides to break the silence again as they drive past another sky scraper.

white man: damn! this is nice,how long did it take to construct this one?

taxi man: this one took 10 years.

white man: oh my my my!! in europe this only takes about 3 and half years to finish.

*the taxi man begins to get annoyed but remains silent*

white mansadcalling the driver's attention) hei man look at this building!this reminds me of the european licantoir conference centre, wow! it's hugh. now tell me, how long did it take to erect this one?

taxi man:look sir, this building wasn't here on my way to work. infact am just seeing it now!


                     *white man faints*
Re: an european in lagos by ituen(m): 2:51pm On Jan 27, 2008
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Re: an european in lagos by tufe(m): 3:09pm On Jan 27, 2008
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Re: an european in lagos by ituen(m): 3:44pm On Jan 27, 2008
SO u modified the thread. Nice joke sha
Re: an european in lagos by hclacid(m): 6:51pm On Jan 27, 2008
yeah i did and thanks wink
Re: an european in lagos by tufe(m): 7:51pm On Jan 27, 2008
omo men, the joke is tight.

nice one there men grin
Re: an european in lagos by ThugLife1(m): 7:56pm On Jan 27, 2008
lol
funny
Re: an european in lagos by tjtj1(m): 10:35pm On Jan 27, 2008
someone dumped the building there lol grin
Re: an european in lagos by ThugLife1(m): 10:42pm On Jan 27, 2008
Nope
It means the building was constructed for a couple of hours
Re: an european in lagos by tjtj1(m): 10:43pm On Jan 27, 2008
grin i noe thuggy boy lol
Re: an european in lagos by ThugLife1(m): 10:44pm On Jan 27, 2008
hehehhehehe cheesy
Re: an european in lagos by Rebellious(f): 3:17am On Jan 28, 2008
This joke sucks.
Re: an european in lagos by mimiko(f): 3:22am On Jan 28, 2008
its funny but old man,
Re: an european in lagos by tessybaby(f): 8:18am On Jan 28, 2008
does it matter?
Re: an european in lagos by tjtj1(m): 9:14am On Jan 28, 2008
Suga_lipz/rebellious post a joke
Re: an european in lagos by ituen(m): 10:03am On Jan 28, 2008
Is Rebellious actually Sugar lips?
Re: an european in lagos by saucekid(m): 10:06am On Jan 28, 2008
could be. . . . . . . . . .couldnt be
Re: an european in lagos by ituen(m): 10:25am On Jan 28, 2008
i dont think so . . . i think so
Re: an european in lagos by saucekid(m): 10:27am On Jan 28, 2008
maybe. . . . . . maybe not
Re: an european in lagos by ituen(m): 10:54am On Jan 28, 2008
all right. . . . . not all right
Re: an european in lagos by saucekid(m): 11:19am On Jan 28, 2008
either. . . . . . neither
Re: an european in lagos by clemcykul(f): 12:51pm On Jan 28, 2008
whadever
Re: an european in lagos by tessybaby(f): 4:37pm On Jan 28, 2008
dats a fact
Re: an european in lagos by tjtj1(m): 7:49pm On Jan 28, 2008
mental in the house grin
Re: an european in lagos by ifyalways(f): 8:41pm On Jan 28, 2008
confirmed too tongue
Re: an european in lagos by ituen(m): 8:53pm On Jan 28, 2008
contr-confirmed
Re: an european in lagos by hclacid(m): 11:07pm On Jan 28, 2008
@rebellious
and what do you get for that
Re: an european in lagos by Rebellious(f): 4:51am On Jan 29, 2008
HCl, you really love to fight for my attention cheesy. Ok, say your shit now that I'm listening cuz you may never have another chance to.
Re: an european in lagos by gunpoint(m): 7:47am On Jan 29, 2008
@rebellious
he jst wants 2 bla bla u so do it and get it ova wif girl

@hcl
abi i no speak ur mind??
bt u b 4ckup oh, if u wana bla bla d chic, y dnt u jst com out of ur tortise shell and say it gaddamnit??

@house
lets watch and c if der lov wil evolve nw, abi i nvr try 4 dem??

@mysef
evn cupid wuld envy!!!

angry angry angry
Re: an european in lagos by nightnurse(f): 9:41am On Jan 29, 2008
seeing the joke for the 1st time and i think its nice
Re: an european in lagos by ituen(m): 10:30am On Jan 29, 2008
@Gunpoint

U got a hidden motive for tryin to join 'em. Ur plan aint gonna work
Re: an european in lagos by Lolabbey: 10:37am On Jan 29, 2008
meeeeen,i laff so tey water dey commot 4 my eyes.


its realy cool.

cnt help laffing grin grin grin

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