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This man is so funny, below is his analysis of government using the cow theory ;†ђξ Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour... Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk... Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk... Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away... Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows.u sell them and retire on the income... A American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, u hire a consultant to analyse how the cow drop dead... A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows... Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and and produce 20times the milk. You then creat a clever cartoon copy cow called cowkimoon and market worldwide A British Corporation: You have 2 cows. Both are mad... A Russian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42. You count them again and learn u have 2, you stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers An Indian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You worship them... Nigeria : All cows belong to the Government.. And The Men of god... A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them... Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch... An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you, they bomb and try to obliterate you, you still have no cow but. Atleast now you are part of a democracy 1 Like |
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