ONLY IN NIGERIA
Only in Nigeria
Leaders are gods
Stealing is legal to a few
A crime to the rest
Only here that a political thief
Is Called a petty thief
Only in Delta state that elections are won in
court after tenure expiration
Victor is the vanquished
No one bath an eyelid
For it is normal
Only in Nigeria
That being honest is a stigma
Not looting is being indolent
Only a mad man serves the public without
stealing public funds
Being a thief catcher is working against the
law
Only in Nigeria
Where Bankole is near innocent
And Aluu 4 are guilty
Abacha's loot can fly to farm otta
While the airforce is grounded
Only in Nigeria
Where committees' budget
Compete with state budget
Where we have ten tiers of committee
Just to check if Mr president's dinner is safe
Where the budget for refreshment is more
than the entire budget for the Ministry of
Agriculture in a flood disaster year
Only in Nigeria that
The ministry of justice run out of money to
prosecute criminals
But there is enough to be 'Misappropriate d'
The criminals walk free
And the innocent rots in prisons
Only in Nigeria
That you have this list
Ibori not guilty
Igbenedion is clean
Odili no presidency, clean
Elumelu power probe musical
Faroukgate in coma
Otedollar a police investigator
Obj a BRT bus hijacker
Senator shares sallah rams for BH
Yes the same Boko The Sunday Menace
Only in Nigeria
We say Thank God there was no bomb blast
this Sunday
Only in Nigeria
The premium on lives is as cheap as a box of
match
Only in Nigeria
Where else will you find 160 million helpless
people?
Only in the geographic/ demographic
enclave called Nigeria
I wish NIGERIA a beautiful disintegration in 2015

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