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The Return Of Bin Gbagbo. . .. . .. by bingbagbo(m): 9:44pm On Oct 30, 2012
Yeah, i know you missed my jokes, so sorry i am busy on a number of works. .but dont worry, enjoy these hot fresh jokes. .. . .. ..


. . .. .. . ............IN THE FARM
Mama Dubem wanted somebody to weed his yam farm.
Then her friend recommended Ojukwu.
So early the next morning, Ojukwu and mama dubem were on the farm.
After 40 minutes, Ojukwu had finished clearing the farm.
Then mama dubem asked "well done oo, ojukwu, but how much will you charge??"
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Ojukwu quickly replied"no money, i go suc.k your brea.st!!"

mama dubem pleaded, but ojukwu wouldnt take any of the pleas, so the matter was brought before the igwe.
Now if you were the Igwe, what would be your verdict grin grin grin



BARTER TRADE
Akrika was a maize farmer.
He harvested several bags full of maize and decided to give them to buyers on credits.
When it was time to pay, all buyers did so except auntie ngozi.
Akrika went to her house to collect her money but auntie ngozi had no money, but rather took him to her bedroom and "screwed" grin him.
Now next day, aKRIKA went back to collect his money. . .ngozi boiled up and screamed "shebi u dey craze? i no screw u yesterday? tit for tat, that one is called barter trade angry"
Akrika died instantly and went to hell where he was tortured by the devil for 15 months grin grin grin



listen, if u didnt laff, then it means you dont understand english and i can write a joke in igbo or yoruba for you. . . mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! angry angry



These two singles are dedicated to all the homosexuals in this section grin grin

Re: The Return Of Bin Gbagbo. . .. . .. by Walexz02(m): 10:38pm On Oct 30, 2012
Kkikikiki......@ d last pixgrin
Re: The Return Of Bin Gbagbo. . .. . .. by bunmioguns(m): 11:23pm On Oct 30, 2012
grin grin grin grin
Re: The Return Of Bin Gbagbo. . .. . .. by Nobody: 11:30pm On Oct 30, 2012
cheesy cheesy
Re: The Return Of Bin Gbagbo. . .. . .. by larride(m): 12:22am On Oct 31, 2012
grin grin grin grin
Re: The Return Of Bin Gbagbo. . .. . .. by bingbagbo(m): 5:57am On Oct 31, 2012
larride: grin grin grin grin


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Re: The Return Of Bin Gbagbo. . .. . .. by Homar(m): 10:16pm On Oct 31, 2012
Thunder fire you there bin useless gay
Re: The Return Of Bin Gbagbo. . .. . .. by Nobody: 10:31pm On Oct 31, 2012
Homar: Thunder fire you there bin useless gay

why are you crying na? angry angry angry
Re: The Return Of Bin Gbagbo. . .. . .. by Lagusta(m): 11:11pm On Oct 31, 2012
Up projan!!!!!!
Re: The Return Of Bin Gbagbo. . .. . .. by Agybabe(f): 4:50am On Nov 01, 2012
I even find it hard to get a decent thread of jokes. I mean with no insults, beefing, etc.
@poster nice jokes *thumbs up*
Re: The Return Of Bin Gbagbo. . .. . .. by Homar(m): 8:36am On Nov 01, 2012
Agybabe: I even find it hard to get a decent thread of jokes. I mean with no insults, beefing, etc.
@poster nice jokes *thumbs up*
agy but why ?
Re: The Return Of Bin Gbagbo. . .. . .. by larride(m): 10:07pm On Nov 01, 2012
Homar: agy but why ?

You don come back from clinic??
Re: The Return Of Bin Gbagbo. . .. . .. by Nobody: 3:11pm On Nov 02, 2012
Bin Gbagbo, u bin dey hospital before/ lipsrsealed....e be like say u neva well oooo grin grin grin grin grin
Re: The Return Of Bin Gbagbo. . .. . .. by AnnbabyHot(f): 4:35pm On Nov 02, 2012
Rubbish!
Re: The Return Of Bin Gbagbo. . .. . .. by promisengr(m): 9:31am On Nov 03, 2012
Dust bin,e go beta 4 u 2 auction dat ur yeye homo akamu on credit to madman
Re: The Return Of Bin Gbagbo. . .. . .. by Agybabe(f): 2:37pm On Nov 03, 2012
Homar: agy but why ?
Why what?
Re: The Return Of Bin Gbagbo. . .. . .. by Itzurgalvivian(f): 7:50pm On Sep 20, 2013
Ok....

Re: The Return Of Bin Gbagbo. . .. . .. by Lindajohn(f): 8:11am On Sep 22, 2013
Pals check me out

Re: The Return Of Bin Gbagbo. . .. . .. by Nobody: 8:14am On Sep 22, 2013
wink
Re: The Return Of Bin Gbagbo. . .. . .. by bingbagbo(m): 4:39pm On Sep 22, 2013
Linda john: Pals check me out












BP!
Re: The Return Of Bin Gbagbo. . .. . .. by bunmioguns(m): 7:10pm On Sep 22, 2013
*coughs out of thread*
Re: The Return Of Bin Gbagbo. . .. . .. by bingbagbo(m): 3:32pm On Jan 04, 2018
bunmioguns:
*coughs out of thread*



*slaps him*

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