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AKPORS N D THIEFS by swordlord: 4:46pm On Oct 31, 2012 |
Akpors last week moved with his wife to Victoria Island, Lagos. A thief came to his house one night and threatened to inject him with blood containing the HIV virus if he didn't drop all the money he collected from the bank the day before. Akpors: Are you going to leave me with the money if I allow you to inject me with the HIVvirus? The Thief: I will not collect the money and I will leave you. On hearing this, he told the thief to give him 2 minutes and he went to the toilet. When he came back from the toilet, he asked the thief to inject him with the HIV virus. The frustrated thief injected him with the HIV virus and left immediately. Immediately the thief left, the wife became hysterical The Wife: What the hell did you just do? Akpors: Don't mind the silly thief, he doesn't know that I put on a condom the other time Iwent to the toilet |
Re: AKPORS N D THIEFS by Lagusta(m): 5:30pm On Oct 31, 2012 |
Na wa 4 akpors oooo, Who would want to name his/her child akpors now |
Re: AKPORS N D THIEFS by MCDumexx: 7:56pm On Oct 31, 2012 |
All these yoke U̶̲̥̅̊ don lie abt akpors. Wait, I don gv Akpors ur house address. U̶̲̥̅̊ go explain all these yoke †̥o am. |
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