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AKPORS N D THIEFS by swordlord: 4:46pm On Oct 31, 2012
Akpors last week moved with his wife to Victoria
Island, Lagos.
A thief came to his house one night and threatened
to inject him with blood containing the HIV virus if
he didn't drop all the money he collected from the
bank the day before. Akpors: Are you going to leave me with the money
if I allow you to inject me with the HIVvirus? The Thief: I will not collect the money and I will
leave you.
On hearing this, he told the thief to give him 2
minutes and he went to the toilet. When he came
back from the toilet, he asked the thief to inject him
with the HIV virus. The frustrated thief injected him with the HIV virus
and left immediately. Immediately the thief left, the wife became hysterical The Wife: What the hell did you just do?
Akpors: Don't mind the silly thief, he doesn't know
that I put on a condom the other time Iwent to the
toilet
Re: AKPORS N D THIEFS by Lagusta(m): 5:30pm On Oct 31, 2012
Na wa 4 akpors oooo,

Who would want to name his/her child akpors now
Re: AKPORS N D THIEFS by MCDumexx: 7:56pm On Oct 31, 2012
All these yoke U̶̲̥̅̊ don lie abt akpors. Wait, I don gv Akpors ur house address. U̶̲̥̅̊ go explain all these yoke †̥o am.

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