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| Shout Amen To This, Christians And Muslims. by phpNET(m): 7:15am On Nov 01, 2012 |
Happy new month pals, may your prayers be God's keypoint this month of November, happy happy and favour favour is your name this month, all your prayers ever since you were born shall be God's focus! SAY AMEN to this and let God grant them to you in double double folds. Like this, and it shall be parmanent in your life! Share this, And become God's first priority. I LOV U ALL IN D NAME OF THA LORD, I WELCOME U INTO UR MONTH OF ANSWERS 2 EVERY PRAYERS IN JESUS NAME! SAY AMEN ND D DEVIL WILL DESIST |
| Re: Shout Amen To This, Christians And Muslims. by Nobody: 3:21pm On Nov 01, 2012 |
Well, since no theist has responded...erm...let me help. AMEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  You can thank me later. |
| Re: Shout Amen To This, Christians And Muslims. by pastormustwacc: 3:37pm On Nov 01, 2012 |
@op, wata guan? When you come in here as a programmer - people will see you as an atheist, and them no go answer you. No mind them jare. inurmind: Well, since no theist has responded...erm...let me help.*Ahem* this is just like a pastor opening a church, and the only church member na DEVIL HIMSELF. And the service goes like this: Pastor: Get thee behind me devil. Devil: moves 2 steps back and said, o boy mister pastor, i just dey encourage you as congregation people never land Pastor: greed overtook him, oya mister devil, you have been making so much since all this years, you fit sit for high table, but abeg pay your tithe o. Devil: pastor no worry, i go pay the tithe jare - all your generations go enjoy too much money. Pastor: Correct! Thank you Jesus. Devil: haba! vanishes into smoke Pastor: Wallahi! na who tell me sef make i call Jesus? He start to nak his head on altar! Abeg, make i stop here, GET THEE BEHIND ME INURMIND!! *Just kidding* this is entirely fiction and i am not refering to any pastor here in particular 1 Like |
| Re: Shout Amen To This, Christians And Muslims. by Nobody: 5:47pm On Nov 01, 2012 |
pastormustwacc: @op, wata guan? When you come in here as a programmer - people will see you as an atheist, and them no go answer you. No mind them jare. |
| Re: Shout Amen To This, Christians And Muslims. by pastormustwac: 10:12pm On Nov 01, 2012 |
*Trolling* |
| Re: Shout Amen To This, Christians And Muslims. by Nobody: 6:36am On Dec 02, 2012 |
Christians please reply nah. Its like its only mouth action and tithes that get u guys attention. |
| Re: Shout Amen To This, Christians And Muslims. by phpNET(m): 10:40am On Dec 22, 2012 |
Its a real prayer from the mouth of a living being be it a pastor or not, as long as am human, and a child of God, i know that who ever believes and answers amen to this will never regret christ jesus as a saviour... this earth and everything within was made by the word of mouth... theres power in the tongue, theres strenght in faith and believe, for whereever two or three are gathered in one voice the devil cant come near.. i bless God's name for those who didn't see me as a programmer, but as a human.. |
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