22 Important Questions For
Nollywood
Can somebody help me to ask
NOLLYWOOD to
please answer these important
questions ? 1.How can a ghost look left n
right
before
crossing
the road? ‘Dem dey fear
accident?’ 2.Why does the TV go off by
itself
after the
‘breaking news’?
3.Why do all native doctors
paint one eye?
4.Why must every advert Start
with a loud
scream?
5.Why must every juju part be
represented by lightening n thunder under the
bright sunlight?
6.Why do Nigerian movies
always
have part one
to five? 7.How can Segun Arinze be
Ramsey Noah’s dad…
Any resemblance?
8.Why will a blind mother say,
“I’m
happy to see you my son”?
9.Why is Jim Iyke always coming
back from
America n speaking with a fake
British accent?
10.When will Pastor Ajidara stop
being a fake
pastor?
11.Why is it that the characters
die or run mad
immediately after their confessions?
12.Epic Village Movie Set in the
90s still finds
Mercy Johnson with Brazilian
hair,
how come? 13. How can N2bn fit into a
small
Ghana-Must-
Go bag?
14.Must all hired assassins be
found in uncompleted or abandoned
buildings? ‘Na dem
papa house?’
15.Why must a film have Part
1,2,
3; Return of The Film 1,2 n 3; n The Same
Film
‘Reloaded’ 1,2
n 3? WHY!?
16.Will a Yoruba movie ever be
complete without a visit to the ‘Baba’?
17.Study:9 out of 10 times, Olu
Jacobs dies of
heart attack in Nollywood
movies,why?
18. “15 years ago” n Ini Edo calls her Boyfriend
with a Bold 5.. How is this
possible?
19.Why will d parents call their
child 3 times nd
ask him/her how many time did I
call you? ‘Dem
no sabi count?’
20.When poor people come to
Lagos to struggle
dey always make it, if na so why poor people still
dey Lagos?
21.Why is it that Ogogo is
always
innocent but
must be a victim of circumstances?
22. Why is translations in most
Yoruba films are
always in direct translation?
e.g .."Ta lo fun e
loyun yi"..."Who gave you th??