See ehn, The reason I dey come here na to come flex jokes, no be to come watch una dey roll backide for here.. Whether you be Moderator oh, abi you be PROJAN, abi you be ordinary man, jejely post jokes if you get any, or tie your hand if you no get yarn!! E don too much for una.. No be una be the first of una kind wey don dey here, so park wella!!

This is a chronic case of brucellosis, you are in need of urgent medical attention. I recommend you to have a hemispherectomy twice.

If fowl mess, ground go dey pursue am *straight-face*.. Kids on the block noni..