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Promo In Heavean by smartshotz(m): 1:20pm On Apr 19, 2006 |
THERE IS A PROMTION THAT IS GOING ON IN HEAVEN, DIE NOW AND GET ENTERNITY WITHOUT JUDGEMENT OFFER LAST TILL 24 DEC 2006 HURRY NOW WHY WHHILE STOCK LAST[[/b]color=#990000][/color] |
Re: Promo In Heavean by Z4M4eva(f): 1:34pm On Apr 19, 2006 |
smartshotz: l.o.l. Is this some kind of joke or summin? |
Re: Promo In Heavean by smartshotz(m): 3:19pm On Apr 19, 2006 |
its not a joke am serious |
Re: Promo In Heavean by hotangel2(f): 4:34pm On Apr 19, 2006 |
Thank you, i don't partake in promo's they are scams. |
Re: Promo In Heavean by diddy4(m): 4:36pm On Apr 19, 2006 |
@ smartshotz whatchu still doing alive man, die lets eat rice. when you reach heaven, tell him am coming when it is my time to die. |
Re: Promo In Heavean by O4real(m): 5:01pm On Apr 19, 2006 |
@smartshotz smartshotz:Hey, my guy, u are charting your jokes on N****Land as the lousiest collection of jokes on the billboard. Dont worry, we will surely not dissapoint u by voting u in there @ the end of the year as #1. Get Real my friend or die early as suggested and lets have really funny jokes on board!!! |
Re: Promo In Heavean by niterider(m): 6:06pm On Apr 19, 2006 |
Daaaaaaaaaaaamn O4real.Youse a really mean brother.U gave it to hm straight.I admire that |
Re: Promo In Heavean by diddy4(m): 5:03am On Apr 20, 2006 |
O4real: man you are the realest on this site. nice job. i dont know how that dude came in here. |
Re: Promo In Heavean by spikelord(m): 9:32am On Apr 20, 2006 |
I'll go for that promo on the 23rd of December |
Re: Promo In Heavean by Free(f): 2:52pm On Apr 20, 2006 |
Re: Promo In Heavean by clemsonfan(m): 4:55pm On Apr 20, 2006 |
I am a Christian and as one, I would like to inform u that uh, that is Blaspheme and if you do not change your ways, you WILL BURN IN HELL!!! |
Re: Promo In Heavean by micklplus(m): 5:57pm On Apr 20, 2006 |
:-x |
Re: Promo In Heavean by niterider(m): 6:12pm On Apr 20, 2006 |
okkkkkkkkkkay? |
Re: Promo In Heavean by O4real(m): 6:56pm On Apr 20, 2006 |
@clemsonfan clemsonfan:Ah Meennnn, that guy called shortz is Grim himself (In Billy and Mandy - Cartoon Network) and burns in HELL as we speak. I dont need to b an Xtain to know this. It's 4 sure he will unless, unless and unless he changes his ways!!! |
Re: Promo In Heavean by niterider(m): 5:39am On Apr 21, 2006 |
okay guys,the joke was bad.we all unianimously accept that but the part about him "burning in hell",come da f**k on.Dnt you think thats a little extreme? |
Re: Promo In Heavean by beefblaze(m): 4:53pm On Apr 21, 2006 |
@clemsonfan dats a nice one |
Re: Promo In Heavean by clemsonfan(m): 5:22pm On Apr 21, 2006 |
@Niterider Listen man, I know it may SOUND extreme, but it is the TRUTH. Read the christian bible, it will tell you in detail what will happen to you once you die. First, once you die you will stand in front of god and he will judge you based on what you have done in your life, BAD OR GOOD. Then, if you are not Saved or baptised by a priest or through prayer, you WILL be tormented in Hell for the rest of eternity. I AM NOT MAKING THIS STUFF UP, this is all true man. |
Re: Promo In Heavean by niterider(m): 6:14pm On Apr 21, 2006 |
u scarin me man |
Re: Promo In Heavean by diddy4(m): 6:44am On Apr 22, 2006 |
niterider: whatchu gon do now? wet your pants. |
Re: Promo In Heavean by niterider(m): 7:31am On Apr 22, 2006 |
Nah man.i dnt punk out when scared |
Re: Promo In Heavean by O4real(m): 3:59pm On Apr 24, 2006 |
@niterider niterider:Then what u gonna do Rider. Tell us. 4 that guy will sure go burning if u cant tink of a possible way out, |
Re: Promo In Heavean by tunday(m): 4:45pm On Apr 25, 2006 |
smartshotz why are u still alive |
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