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Welcome To Amadioha Ministry International 1. by ekwurekwu(m): 8:10am On Nov 05, 2012
Please, don’t ask me who called me or why
I chosed this sort of name for my church.
You should understand that the world is fast
becoming a global miraclous place. May be
you don’t know, hardwork no more pay.
You have to follow your dreams with ‘gra-
grality’ and you will surely achieve alot. I
shouldn’t remind you that suffernerss has
been long erased from the dictionary of the
common man. If you still have it, sorry! You
are among men more blinded. You think, you
are wealthy when you stuff enough naira
notes in your back pocket and arrogantly
say, ‘do you know who my father is?’.
You are rich if you can afford garri and kuli
kuli or kai kai and buns. Did I hear you
grumble? That’s balance diet!
So in this ministry, we are trying to build
world changers and potential leaders who
travel far and wide. Obama can testify and
Goodluck will bear witness. Here, we make
HIV to be involved in accident,malaria will
surely get tumor. We prophesy and call
names. Don’t expect a prophecy on
football, if it should be, just think of Super
Eagles winning the FIFA World Cup. I should
talk of plane crash? Nope, witches also fly.
They should crash land.

http://www.ekwurekwu./2012/11/03/welcome-to-amadioha-ministry-international-1/

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