@ Islander,

Kit and Omo Eko/E-baby?
Puh-leaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase, Kit can't cope. . . . . .
Someone like Azeezat will do for Kit. . . .

@Jackal
what are u doing here?
na wa o. . .u berra run back and to ur domain
u know ure the official manager of our thread

Chacal:

@ Islander,

Kit and Omo Eko/E-baby?
Puh-leaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase, Kit can't cope. . . . . .
Someone like Azeezat will do for Kit. . . .

, Is this my baby daddy? Where the hell have you been?? So wait, now you have changed my dress size, you are MIA? Baby Jackals need lots of diapers and formulars, so you better find your way in Old Mill Basin before I call the Po Po,


@tbk, Where is the "OKO" I mean the wannabe Oko? Ask Ferlie, Ferlie Knows best!!


@Ferlie, I have already sent your information to the CIA and the FBI, Told them to bring you in dead or alive

@Kit, the offer still stands, My caliherb is volcanic rich, so you better let's get this ball rolling,

tbk, Where is the "OKO" I mean the wannabe Oko? Ask Ferlie, Ferlie Knows best!!

pls, i dont understand what ure talking about?
do u mean OKO or OKO?
which one of them?

I cant possibly put dots. . .my lappy doesnt have dots

@ Islander,

Dont call the old bill, please.
Erm, erm. . . . . .Stay on point. . . .The delivery van is on its way to deliver em stuffs.

As per ur dress size . . . . You know how i grind.
Tell em babies to relax . . . Daddy is coming home soon.
Lemme do a bit of paper chase.

@tbk
Cannot put the dots, I meant husband, ( wasnt it obvious?)

@Jackal,
I am waiting at the front door as we speak, and I hope you stashed a "bling bling" in their for mommy, ;DAfterall, am the one looking like a ballon lately,

@islander
u've brought the jackal out again
hmmn, now take him to the island otherwise. . .

@tkb
bawoni, so wapa

Eldee
im gud, how is u?

i'm aight
so how our wife?

Mya God provide for me
im still searching. . .

hmmn smart answer,
now ur learning how to deal wiv this situations
ur gettin diplomatic, see how i'm rubbin off on you

elderz:

@islander
u've brought the jackal out again
hmmn, now take him to the island otherwise. . .

@tkb
bawoni, so wapa

errrrrrrrmmmmmm. Elderly , dont worry the Jackal has already been granted citizenship on the Islands, Was going to apply for Kit's, but I changed my mind, he needs to stop smoking garri ,

@tbk, don't mind the Elder one, Let not your heart be troubled my friend. ( as we does say ah yard , yo wifey soon come,

@Eldee
rubbing off on me i rest my case

@Islander
erm, by the time you grant all the heavyweights on NL citizenship, ull see how ur island will fare afterwards

lets see how it goes

@tkb
u still think i got banned ehn
jackal is here now, just ask him

i told u i sold the handle

@islander
lol@smoking garri
who even made u the ambassador sef

elderz:



@islander
lol@smoking garri
who even made u the ambassador sef

haba, make me? Look here my friend, I was BORN ambassador

@tbk, ga lang bwoy, don't let this one Elderly contradict yo, yo ear me ??

Islander, please go and answer questions in your own thread and give us updates about your romantic encounter you have been hiding from me--your sex therapist!

almondjoy:

Islander, please go and answer questions in your own thread and give us updates about your romantic encounter you have been hiding from me--your sex therapist!

erm ermmmmmmmmmmmmm. That thread and its contents are so below me( if you know what I mean . Trust me if i ever were swing that way, it would be with a hot babe, not some turkey who shags everything that crawls, LOL

As for your enquiries about my romance, c'mon don't give these nosey people anything to sing about. Afterall, you are going to my chief bridesmaid, .

so who is the turkey that shags everything that crawl ?

@Chacal

Azeezat ? u mean the same one that sings or the Gambian Turkey ? I tot she was ur wife to be ? WHAT HAPPENED TO LVING HAPPILY EVER AFTER

and do u expect me to cope with YAR ADUA IS DIE ?

@Islander

MAMMY . . .go give ur pikin some breast milk jare, r better still some garri

sharrap Kit

Those same words you are claiming to despise now are the very ones that turn you on and take you to CLOUD 15

And don't even try to deny it because I have it ON TAPE Onitsha Ovation doesn't carry false rumours

Latest update:

The concierge at the Dubai hotel (honeymoon venue) has reliably informed us that Dr. Kit and his bride were evicted from the hotel for being a nuisance and a disturbance to the other guests in the facility. Complaints of a man screaming like an Alausa Guinea Fowl and frequent need to replace the telephone cords (used for tying person(s) to the bed) on their floor.

This unsightly event has led to a BAN on Nigerian holidaymakers/honeymooners using this hotel

Lmao

@Debosky

surely . . .u came to post here so I will notice that I have forgotten to give u ur usual weekly medication

u sure say no be wetin happen to u over the Xmas festivities in Onitsha u write so ?

@D-reloaded

ki lo n pa e lerin ? nkan ta mi ri e si naa ni yen

@Kit, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I no have Pickin, I have children. . Don't worry, I am soon to deliver. Ermmmmmmm. I can't seem to find my baby daddy. Since he changed my dress size he has suddenly disappeared . If you happen to see him, ermmm, tell him the Po Po is looking for his ass. ,

Ermmmmmm. There must and should be restrictions. Some "ladies" need to put a meter on their tun tun, can't be shagging as if it is going out of style, such a damn shame,

@ Islander da diva,

I can now confirm Dr Ferlie was arrested at about 6.32am around Gatwick airport this morning.
He was apprehended while trying to ghost past immigration officers dressed-up like a pregnant woman.
Ferlie is being interrogated as we speak and he is refusing to speak to anyone until his lawyer is present.

Erm, i can now come home now that Ferlie is cooling his nasty ass in a jail cell.
Prepare some Peleau and crunchy pig-tails.
Lest i forget, put the BUBBLY on ICE.
Ferlie's incarceration is something to celebrate.

hahahahahha, My baby daddy has arrived, Kit call off your dogs, ,

Ermmm, don't worry my dear, I have pigtails, peleau, boilin, bouljeux and all the other island delicacies you have grown to love, Kit none for you

Yea the bubbly is on ice, chilled and ready,


Ferlie, so you have been caught? LOL, don't worry I will definitely come pay you a visit in jail,

yes. Dr Ferlie has been arrested.

@ F erlie,

I think u need to get Dr Ferlie a good lawyer to argue his case.
He is only a Viewer and he shouldn't cop more than 6 months in jail for peeping.
The only snag is he might be listed on the SEX OFFENDER'S REGISTER which will hinder him from jobs and stuffs in the future.

@ Islander,

Dr Ferlie has been shipped to Belmarsh Prisons holed up with em Terrorist Battybwoys!!!!!!
Do u know if there's any relationship between Dr Kit and Dr Ferlie.
I know one is a voyeurisitc paparazzi languishing in jail right now but what is the specialty of the other doctor?
Thanx for the delicacies. . . . .I should be home in a jiffy.

Dr Ferlie has been shipped to Belmarsh Prisons holed up with em Terrorist Battybwoys!!!!!!

let him rot in jail. . .was even thinking of paying him a visit in October but hes been moved again. . .
he deserves it

Thank God for me I have been released on bail . thanks to oga seun and lawyer Afeni.

Bloody Hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


This is what i call miscarriage of justice.
I hope u got tagged so u don't jump your bail.

and dont u ever think Saudi Arabia is far from my MEN. . .
watch ur back

@ tkb417,

Dont despair!
I will have to kill Dr Ferlie maself.
Ma Desert Eagles are trained on his forehead . . . .I have dots on his forehead like a Hindu.
If he violates . . . . . he goes 6 feet under.

@Jackal
i trust u on this . . .
no more mistakes plsss