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| Akpors Joke Collection by aminho(m): 1:06pm On Nov 06, 2012 |
Teacher: Why do we drink water? Akpors: Because we cannot eat water. Akpors puts his radio inside the freezer so he can listen to COOL FM!!! Teacher: Akpors what Is the name for baby lizard? Apkors: Lizzy baby. Teacher: Akpors how was ur night? Akpors: I don't know ma, I was sleeping. Boss: I'll pay u N30,000/month & in 3 months, I'll raise it to N60,000. When would u like to start? Akpors: In 3 months sir. Police: Where do u live? Akpors: With my parents. Police: Where do ur parents live? Akpors: With me. Police (now seriously pissed off): Ok ok, so where you all live? Akpors: Together. Akpors trying to commit suicide.. Ambali: Why do u have d rope on ur waist? Akpors: Ahhh, d last time I tried it on my neck, I nearly died. Teacher: What do we have after 69? Akpors: Mouthwash sir. Teacher: Get out of my class, Idiot. Teacher: In which battle did Napoleon die?.. Akpors: His last battle Teacher: The process of developing from a child to an Adult is called? Akpors: ADULTERY 3 Likes |
| Re: Akpors Joke Collection by Gido2sun(m): 8:51am On Oct 18, 2013 |
making sense |
| Re: Akpors Joke Collection by bunmioguns(m): 9:39am On Oct 18, 2013 |
It would av make sense if you had arranged it very well Next |
| Re: Akpors Joke Collection by sweetiePe(f): 10:30pm On Oct 18, 2013 |
Akpors Jokes Teacher: Who is a pharmacist? Akpos raised up his hand Teacher: So it is only Akpos that is the most intelligent student i have in this class? So there is nobody else to answer the question except Akpos? (There was no reply from the students) Teacher: Ok, now Akpos, use this cane and flog them ten strokes of cane each. Akpos is full of happy and gave all the students ten hot strokes of cane.... Teacher: Ok my dear Akpos tell this dumb students who a pharmacist is... Akpos: A Pharmacist is a farmer who assist people. The Teacher fainted. One word for Akpos? More Jokes starring Akpors>>>http://www.rosyside.com/pt/Funniest-Akpors-Jokes-Collection-10.11.2013/discussion.htm |
| Re: Akpors Joke Collection by omoikea(m): 3:33pm On Oct 20, 2013 |
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| Re: Akpors Joke Collection by Nobody: 4:09pm On May 31, 2019 |
Sorry, I can't hangout. My uncle's cousin's sister in law's best friend's insurance agent's roommate's pet goldfish died. Maybe next time.  |
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