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| What Would You Do? by GeeCee(m): 1:44pm On Jan 31, 2008 |
You are at a wedding, You are a total Diva, The best dress, a perfect hairdo, and you fall in love with an Invited guest, Secret looks the entire night. On the dance floor, he's by your side constantly; he dances like a god, You are the couple of the evening, The anticipated moment has arrived for all single women, The bride is about to throw the bouquet, You are first in line, in a strategic position, Once there, you wait for the right moment, You look at him sensually, and with your eyes you tell him, If I catch the bouquet, I WILL MARRY YOU! And then, the moment you've been waiting for, The bride throws the bouquet, He doesn't stop looking at you, You jump like never before to catch the bouquet, Your arms stretched out, Your hands open, And suddenly,
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| Re: What Would You Do? by ashaby(f): 2:01pm On Jan 31, 2008 |
:oNo shaking! Its a form of advertisement! He'll know i got a lot to offer  |
| Re: What Would You Do? by nightnurse(f): 2:06pm On Jan 31, 2008 |
I'll just disappear for ever  |
| Re: What Would You Do? by folly69(m): 3:34pm On Jan 31, 2008 |
wooooooooow |
| Re: What Would You Do? by elementus: 3:42pm On Jan 31, 2008 |
wah ooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wat a view. i guess the guy will hav no choice than to marry me i no for sure that every male dick rite there will be up hot booboos check it out  |
| Re: What Would You Do? by ituen(m): 5:28pm On Jan 31, 2008 |
WOMEN dem no dey shame. She come wedding with no bra. Im sure she is pantless |
| Re: What Would You Do? by tufe(m): 9:27pm On Jan 31, 2008 |
my brother, na fassion dem dey call those kind things o. but its good for the guys. so when men want quickies, they dont have to go through much stress taking things off, or shifting them side |
| Re: What Would You Do? by Rebellious(f): 7:28am On Feb 01, 2008 |
Damn, I can't even begin to imagine what musta been going through her mind. |
| Re: What Would You Do? by clemcykul(f): 10:52am On Feb 01, 2008 |
bosom lovely ones at dat lol@topic if i were the guy wid those pearly dynamite wont think twice, marriage straight! hahahaha |
| Re: What Would You Do? by Bblak(f): 11:22am On Feb 01, 2008 |
What a scenerio.Funny |
| Re: What Would You Do? by GeeCee(m): 2:36pm On Feb 01, 2008 |
ituen: Ituen, wetin take ur mind go dat place? u must hav a rotten mind. Well, u will have to find out on your own. LOL |
| Re: What Would You Do? by tufe(m): 3:17pm On Feb 01, 2008 |
give your sis to him, i'm pretty sure he'll ind out |
| Re: What Would You Do? by ituen(m): 6:37pm On Feb 01, 2008 |
But na true na. Girl wey no wear bra is 90% sure of wearinf thongs or going pantless |
| Re: What Would You Do? by clemcykul(f): 1:16pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
dats how u go about peeping under ladies clothing ol boi i shame small for u o |
| Re: What Would You Do? by ituen(m): 3:33pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
But no be you teach me the diff techniques? |
| Re: What Would You Do? by Lolabbey: 3:37pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
dis na real deliberation |
| Re: What Would You Do? by RichDad1(m): 5:40pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
bosom |
| Re: What Would You Do? by success123(m): 5:51pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
clemcy and ituen you guys are corrupt |
| Re: What Would You Do? by ifyalways(f): 6:39pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee joke @poster pls kep up the good work. @ Iteun . . . .hmmmmmn  |
| Re: What Would You Do? by tjtj1(m): 8:29pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
lmao clem clem clem i noe menti0on ya name |
| Re: What Would You Do? by mystikalb2(m): 3:10pm On Feb 12, 2008 |
well i'm speechless n dont knw wat else to say is time 4 ur guy's 2 put our girlz in prayers |
| Re: What Would You Do? by success123(m): 3:16pm On Feb 12, 2008 |
prayer point our father complete it ur self |
| Re: What Would You Do? by kolaoloye(m): 3:39pm On Feb 12, 2008 |
@poster, THE FIRST THING I WOULD DO IS TO GET HER A BRA,THEN CHECK THE UNDER IF IT IS COPACETIC, THEN , |
| Re: What Would You Do? by ituen(m): 4:40pm On Feb 12, 2008 |
Lola, u dey see the kola wey wan marry u? |
| Re: What Would You Do? by tjtj1(m): 4:49am On Feb 13, 2008 |
hmm |
| Re: What Would You Do? by segunpc(m): 11:19am On Feb 13, 2008 |
kai the cameraman no waste time at all[b] [/b] |
| Re: What Would You Do? by success123(m): 11:22am On Feb 13, 2008 |
geecee is the camera man |
| Re: What Would You Do? by GeeCee(m): 2:42pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
NOOOOOOO |
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