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Pain Transfer by folly69(m): 2:08pm On Jan 31, 2008
A happily married couple(ituen and tessybaby) having their first baby, were
invited to make use of a new machine that would
transfer a portion of the mother's labour pains to the
Baby's biological father wherever he may be. Both were
happy to try it. The pain transfer was set to 10
percent but the husband felt nothing. So the doctor
increased it to 20 percent. The father said he still
felt fine and his blood pressure was normal. He
invited the doctor to kick it up to 50 percent. Still
there was no reaction. The doctor was amazed and
slowly transferred all the pain until the Wife
delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She
and her husband and the doctor were ecstatic. When
they got home, the gardener(saucekid)  was lying almost dead at
the gate cheesy
Re: Pain Transfer by Pamperme: 2:12pm On Jan 31, 2008
folly69, LMBAO grin

i have heard this b4 but you still cracked me up by adding the names. lol
Re: Pain Transfer by nightnurse(f): 2:16pm On Jan 31, 2008
laughing my flat butt off grin nice 1
Re: Pain Transfer by bazii80(f): 2:23pm On Jan 31, 2008
@Folly69
Cool thing you did with the names but I sure as hell wish the whole thing was real; or what do you think fellas- wouldn't it be nice to have the guys share some of the pain since,well um, it was a two-man affair(you know what i mean?!)
Re: Pain Transfer by ituen(m): 3:49pm On Jan 31, 2008
@Bazi

Can i substitute ur name and pray for the scenario to be real?

Old joke but funny sha

Re: Pain Transfer by elementus: 3:56pm On Jan 31, 2008
@folly dat was a nice one am still laughing my ass off

@ iteun so yr baddy dey do yr wife & u no know
well sha wat are friends for?( helping each other out)

i wont be shocked if it was clem cos that guy is a gay for sure grin grin grin
Re: Pain Transfer by folly69(m): 3:59pm On Jan 31, 2008
@ITUEN knew u had a good sense of humour bt, don't kill the sauce pan boy o, u know say na ur boy just take it as 1 of those things.@least wat is his is urs. wink cheesy
Re: Pain Transfer by ituen(m): 5:41pm On Jan 31, 2008
Saucekid na my man, so i believe all those yarns na heresay.
Re: Pain Transfer by folly69(m): 5:47pm On Jan 31, 2008
yeah yeah,i understand the loyalty never wash ur dirty linen in public u ar a true freind. wink
Re: Pain Transfer by djcrooky(m): 6:41pm On Jan 31, 2008
ituen:

@Bazi

Can i substitute your name and pray for the scenario to be real?

Old joke but funny sha

is this the product


weird
Re: Pain Transfer by ituen(m): 6:57pm On Jan 31, 2008
Folly

Saucekid may be doing my cooking staff, i dont care. he is a man and he needs to put his thing to use

My wife is in the UK for d delivery of our baby. So look for something else
Re: Pain Transfer by tufe(m): 7:14pm On Jan 31, 2008
tight joke, ABSOLUTELY KRAZY grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

ituen, nothing do you jare at least thank God you no feel the pain. grin cool
Re: Pain Transfer by ituen(m): 8:31pm On Jan 31, 2008
Na wa in resspect to you oh.

Notin do me as per jokes oh.

I no dey like some people grin grin grin grin
Re: Pain Transfer by minute(f): 8:36pm On Jan 31, 2008
very funny. good job folly.
Re: Pain Transfer by Lolabbey: 10:57am On Feb 04, 2008
tanx wink
Re: Pain Transfer by clemcykul(f): 2:01pm On Feb 04, 2008
elementus its okay now when ur eyes are cleared from the dope u took u remember ure the gay in qtion, crazie crack
Re: Pain Transfer by tufe(m): 6:38pm On Feb 04, 2008
clemcy, i think u shud confirm her sex b4 calling her a gay
Re: Pain Transfer by tjtj1(m): 10:13pm On Feb 04, 2008
lol
Re: Pain Transfer by Nobody: 7:48am On Feb 05, 2008
thats a good joke
Re: Pain Transfer by clemcykul(f): 10:04am On Feb 05, 2008
tufe i know she is a female. now close ur trap mr busy body angry
Re: Pain Transfer by tjtj1(m): 6:47pm On Feb 05, 2008
then why call her a gay, lesbian cud be better tongue
Re: Pain Transfer by folly69(m): 10:25am On Feb 07, 2008
hmmm i can c u kids ar havin fun keep it up grin cheesy
Re: Pain Transfer by ituen(m): 7:56pm On Feb 07, 2008
Na who u dey call pikin, folly
Re: Pain Transfer by ifyalways(f): 8:32pm On Feb 07, 2008
@topic,remixed version tho still manageable.
Re: Pain Transfer by tjtj1(m): 11:38pm On Feb 07, 2008
foly u don dey show yaself again abi?
Re: Pain Transfer by Lolabbey: 10:41am On Feb 08, 2008
hmmm,na wah ooooo

so pikin dey nrlnd
Re: Pain Transfer by ituen(m): 12:59pm On Feb 08, 2008
Pikin heap well full for this NL
Re: Pain Transfer by segunpc(m): 4:09pm On Feb 08, 2008
rotflmao that i started cry

good one
Re: Pain Transfer by tjtj1(m): 6:12pm On Feb 08, 2008
i wan meet this folly wey think say elders no dey im house tongue
Re: Pain Transfer by ituen(m): 8:15pm On Feb 08, 2008
Just capture aisha and the Folly go show by magic instantly
Re: Pain Transfer by clemcykul(f): 2:54pm On Feb 09, 2008
lol grin
Re: Pain Transfer by ituen(m): 7:14pm On Feb 09, 2008
Clem,

na lie i dey talk?

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