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Re: How Nigerian Newspapers Would Have Reported US Elections by Blueboy0402: 9:41am On Nov 07, 2012
Northern minorities conspire with South to give Obama victory. (Peoples Daily) grin grin grin
Re: How Nigerian Newspapers Would Have Reported US Elections by Itoroetti(m): 9:42am On Nov 07, 2012
I can't just stop laughing.tinubu is a culprit of this alongside Buhari who promise to make d country ungovernable for bro Jona.
Re: How Nigerian Newspapers Would Have Reported US Elections by Nobody: 9:44am On Nov 07, 2012
usher3176: I pray for transformation in Nigeria Politics
Amen, I also pray to God to change the mind set of our leaders
Re: How Nigerian Newspapers Would Have Reported US Elections by Blackbody20(m): 9:44am On Nov 07, 2012
Obama rigged election in Florida-(PM news)
Re: How Nigerian Newspapers Would Have Reported US Elections by brummell: 9:44am On Nov 07, 2012
See how silly Naija papers are
Re: How Nigerian Newspapers Would Have Reported US Elections by Nobody: 9:45am On Nov 07, 2012
Ballot boxes discovered in Traditional Ruler's palace in Alabama

. . .as soldiers brutalise suspected political thugs in Chicago

. . .they are using armed soldiers to intimidate voters in the Red States - The Republican Party cries out

[PM News]

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Re: How Nigerian Newspapers Would Have Reported US Elections by baumolina(m): 9:49am On Nov 07, 2012
LWKMD..you omitted Alaroye newspaper
Mcdugull:

Yes woo! u forget Sahara reporters!
Re: How Nigerian Newspapers Would Have Reported US Elections by Etumgbe(m): 9:50am On Nov 07, 2012
Republicans and democrats supporters clash in Ohio and washington, 20 dead, 33 injured, Romney threatens more heads will roll. (Tell magazine)

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Re: How Nigerian Newspapers Would Have Reported US Elections by Nobody: 9:54am On Nov 07, 2012
usher3176: I pray for transformation in Nigeria Politics
Re: How Nigerian Newspapers Would Have Reported US Elections by Nobody: 9:57am On Nov 07, 2012
usher3176: I pray for transformation in Nigeria Politics
Amen, i also pray to God to change the mind set of our leaders
Re: How Nigerian Newspapers Would Have Reported US Elections by Anniesalis(f): 9:58am On Nov 07, 2012
Mcdugull:

Yes woo! u forget Sahara reporters!
.

Sahara reporter: Romney threatens to file case against INEC over rigged election
Re: How Nigerian Newspapers Would Have Reported US Elections by nwabuife: 10:08am On Nov 07, 2012
Hope Buhari n Hausa pple learn from Romney. God will judge u pple for d innocent souls took because u lost election. Greedy animals.
Re: How Nigerian Newspapers Would Have Reported US Elections by Dawdy(m): 10:09am On Nov 07, 2012
"e go beta e go beta" when Democracy has failed us, let monarchy system
Re: How Nigerian Newspapers Would Have Reported US Elections by wengerjay(m): 10:11am On Nov 07, 2012
Romney fidi remi,owo jona(Alaroye).

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Re: How Nigerian Newspapers Would Have Reported US Elections by labamo07(m): 10:12am On Nov 07, 2012
Never knew I was laffing until I scatta for for ground.......@op nice one
Re: How Nigerian Newspapers Would Have Reported US Elections by Seewealth(m): 10:13am On Nov 07, 2012
how come you forget THE SUN NEWSPAPER of all papers.
Re: How Nigerian Newspapers Would Have Reported US Elections by tatosh: 10:14am On Nov 07, 2012
Romneys name missing from Ballot paper in Anambra- The Pilot newspaper

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Re: How Nigerian Newspapers Would Have Reported US Elections by nagoma(m): 10:15am On Nov 07, 2012
kenbee: There were report of ballot box snatching in states of Califonia, Atlanta & Alaska. (Daily Sun)


But honestly asking, Does this deserve Front Page?

Adefinite yes. And that's an honest opinion.
Re: How Nigerian Newspapers Would Have Reported US Elections by maggdon(m): 10:17am On Nov 07, 2012
Ahahahahahhahahhahahaha help me my oga wan sack me coz of my lafta,............ Kai naija media na fluke nw.... Nta go dey show osun osogbo festival wen d eleection is goin on
Re: How Nigerian Newspapers Would Have Reported US Elections by maxygirl(f): 10:31am On Nov 07, 2012
I got this on BB:

If USA was Nigeria, today's headlines will read:

· Don't celebrate yet, Romney tells Obama (TELL magazine)

· Concede defeat, Obama urges Romney (Punch newspaper)

· 20 opposition cadres riot (The Sun newspaper)

· Romney Demands Vote Recount (Vanguard newspaper)

· Elections rigged (Guardian newspaper)

· No evidence of manipulation (NTA news)

· The Church declares elections free and fair (News Line)

· There will be violence if we lose; Romney declares (LTV 8 news)

· Election results for Arizona awaited (Channels news)

· Trucks with suspected ballot papers crosses into USA from Mexico (Tribune newspaper)

· Romney is an opportunist - Go back to your farm (AIT news)

· I will not accept results, Romney tells Obama (STV news)

· McCain heads to Election Petition Tribunal (MITV)

· White Majority rejects results (PM News)

· Kenyan Big Boy Senator Obama Throws Lavish Party to celebrate Election Victory (City People)

· Free for all fight at Obama rally in Grant Park (Channels TV)

· Northern elders, Arewa and Sultan rejects results (ThisDay)

· Republicans and Democrats supporters clash in Ketu and Ajangbadi, 14 dead, Romney threatens more heads will roll


B-r-e-a-k-i-n-g News!!! (The Nation)
Romney rejects result, hads for tribunal, links up with Tinubu and Fayemi to help him consult Salami!
More details soon...· The people behind Obama's victory: True story uncovered... Newswatch

· Ope baje fun Romney, ijoba te siwaju lowo arakunrin dudu Obama, gidi gidi ba oyinbo....Alaroye Newspaper X_X

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Re: How Nigerian Newspapers Would Have Reported US Elections by Azuist(m): 10:35am On Nov 07, 2012
Obama wins re-election as North America declares 2016 their turn - (Daily Trust)

This result is totally unacceptable, i could not even vote in my booth - Romney (Sun)

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Re: How Nigerian Newspapers Would Have Reported US Elections by OtunbaGm: 10:38am On Nov 07, 2012
Khayordhe: ALAROYE NEWSPAPER: ojoro ni eleyi ooo,mitt romney lo so be

AKEDE AGBADE: Owo wo gbo re oo lariwo ti MItt Romney n Ke!

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Re: How Nigerian Newspapers Would Have Reported US Elections by Nobody: 10:41am On Nov 07, 2012
contactwale: Hurricane Obama: Obama defeated Romney in Landslide Victory (Daily Triumph)

I will challenge Obama victory- Romney (The Punch)

Violence, malpractices, arrest mar election as Ohio boils Again (The Guardian)

Ballot box stuffing reported in White house (The Nation)

Hoodlum kill four security agents in the riverine area (Premium News)

INEC rigged US election for Obama – George Bush (ThisDay)

Our victory is people’s rejection of evil Republican Party- Bill Clinton (Vanguard)

Romney loses own polling unit and ward (Daily Independent)

Republican will definitely win- Pastor Prophet Jeunkooku (National Mirror)

Soldiers, police occupy Washington streets as residents express fear (PM News)

Republican Senator arrested, released (Daily Trust)

Federation of White People attack Clinton for endorsing Obama (Leadership)

We’re gathering evidences for the Tribunal- Republican (Compass)

Electoral officers kidnapped in New Jersey suburb (Nigerian Tribune)

God told me I will win- Obama (Herald)

Stock Market Shut down for fear of attack (Business Day)

Obama wins….as Hillary Clinton warms up for 2016- (Daily Post)



Any other newspaper headline wey I no put?

"666 Re-elected into White House" (End Time News-Wire)
Re: How Nigerian Newspapers Would Have Reported US Elections by solomon111(m): 10:46am On Nov 07, 2012
Mscheww!
Useless thread!
Comparing a media and democracy with over 200
years experience, with that of Nigeria.
Nonsense.
Re: How Nigerian Newspapers Would Have Reported US Elections by Epignosis19: 10:55am On Nov 07, 2012
Soccer Star: Romney challenges Obama to a 2-man race to determine whu wins d election....
Re: How Nigerian Newspapers Would Have Reported US Elections by Nobody: 11:00am On Nov 07, 2012
solomon111: Mscheww!
Useless thread!
Comparing a media and democracy with over 200
years experience, with that of Nigeria.
Nonsense.

Hey! Don't get ur boxers in a knot! Nigerians are only being humorous...nothing wrong in that. wink kiss
Re: How Nigerian Newspapers Would Have Reported US Elections by Azuist(m): 11:10am On Nov 07, 2012
Cup of garri in the market set to be affected as president Obama wins re-election. (NAIRALAND)
Re: How Nigerian Newspapers Would Have Reported US Elections by solomon111(m): 11:15am On Nov 07, 2012
tchidi:

Hey! Don't get ur boxers in a knot! Nigerians are only being humorous...nothing wrong in that. wink kiss
yeah,nothing wrong with that,indeed!
Making fun of your country's growing democracy is okay,right?
That is very cool of you.
Besides,why should we copy the US?
Who/what made the US the standard?
Re: How Nigerian Newspapers Would Have Reported US Elections by rasky2k4(m): 11:18am On Nov 07, 2012
how can you miss "The Sun" in all these? Lol!
contactwale: Hurricane Obama: Obama defeated Romney in Landslide Victory (Daily Triumph)

I will challenge Obama victory- Romney (The Punch)

Violence, malpractices, arrest mar election as Ohio boils Again (The Guardian)

Ballot box stuffing reported in White house (The Nation)

Hoodlum kill four security agents in the riverine area (Premium News)

INEC rigged US election for Obama – George Bush (ThisDay)

Our victory is people’s rejection of evil Republican Party- Bill Clinton (Vanguard)

Romney loses own polling unit and ward (Daily Independent)

Republican will definitely win- Pastor Prophet Jeunkooku (National Mirror)

Soldiers, police occupy Washington streets as residents express fear (PM News)

Republican Senator arrested, released (Daily Trust)

Federation of White People attack Clinton for endorsing Obama (Leadership)

We’re gathering evidences for the Tribunal- Republican (Compass)

Electoral officers kidnapped in New Jersey suburb (Nigerian Tribune)

God told me I will win- Obama (Herald)

Stock Market Shut down for fear of attack (Business Day)

Obama wins….as Hillary Clinton warms up for 2016- (Daily Post)



Any other newspaper headline wey I no put?
Re: How Nigerian Newspapers Would Have Reported US Elections by ITbomb(m): 11:25am On Nov 07, 2012
Romney suspicious of conduct of elections at night - Vanguard
Late arrival of voting materials marred elections in Ohio - Punch
Re: How Nigerian Newspapers Would Have Reported US Elections by johndavid1(m): 11:38am On Nov 07, 2012
9ja newspapers na dia way b dat nw see reports na

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