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A New Element Added To Periodic Table by spywareczar(m): 9:30am On Nov 07, 2012 |
Name: Girl Symbol: Gl Atomic weight: Don't even dare to ask. Physical properties: 1. Boils at any time, 2. Melts when handled with love and care, 3. very bitter when mishandled. Chemical properties: 1. Very reactive, 2. Highly unstable, 3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum, diamond, branded clothes and other expensive items. Nature: 1. Money reducing agent. 2. Volatile when left alone. Occurrence: Mostly found in front of the mirrors. 1 Like |
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