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Football Joke Of The Day by olabiz2010: 4:28pm On Nov 07, 2012
If the ENGLISH PREMIER LEAGUE 
would have been a classroom, then:-

ARSENAL-Is a boy who works hard 
throughout the year but fails to succeed 
because of his greedy rich family that is not 
ready to spend on buying books.

MANCHESTER CITY- Is a boy who purchases all 
the expensive books but is never ready to 
read them.

LIVERPOOL-Is a child who is very much 
proud of the academic achievements of his 
grand father.

MANCHESTER UNITED-Is a boy who just 
performs in the final exams and tops the 
class.

Finally,
CHELSEA-Is a boy who fails to perform and 
puts the blame of failure on his teacher 
and then his family finds a new teacher 
for him every year!

Add your own pls

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Re: Football Joke Of The Day by thegoodjoehunt(m): 3:17pm On Nov 11, 2012
very nice.

Manchester United - A boy everyone is ready to cheat for, so that he can succeed. While those cheating for him keeps failing.

Ask Stoke City FC and Harry Redknapp.

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