One morning the husband returns after
several hours of fishing and decides to
take a nap. Although not familiar with the
lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance,
anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says,
"Good morning, Ma'am. What are you
doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking,
"Isn't that obvious?"
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he
informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm
reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all
I know you could start
at any moment. I'll
have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you
with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the
game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the
equipment. For all I know you could start
at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman..
♥ comment if u think women are smart,