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Our Prayers Have Been Answered by nightnurse(f): 11:28am On Feb 01, 2008 |
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired. "They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?" "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, "I can see why you are embarrassed." He thought a minute and then said, "You know, I may have a solution to this problem. I have two male parrots whom I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house and we will put them in the cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship. I'm sure your parrots will stop saying that, that phrase in no time." "Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution." The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw this two male parrots were inside their cage, hold their rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After just a couple of seconds, the female parrots exclaimed out in unison, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?" There was a stunned silence. Finally, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and said, "Put the beads away, Francis, our prayers have been answered!" |
Re: Our Prayers Have Been Answered by ituen(m): 2:31pm On Feb 01, 2008 |
nice one nighttie but someone pasted this a week ago |
Re: Our Prayers Have Been Answered by nightnurse(f): 3:18pm On Feb 01, 2008 |
ok thanks though, just saw it for the 1st time |
Re: Our Prayers Have Been Answered by tufe(m): 3:26pm On Feb 01, 2008 |
ituen, see yourself. if na another person o this kind mistake, you for attack am, but now wey na nightie, you dey encourage am abi. @nightie, whats popping |
Re: Our Prayers Have Been Answered by nightnurse(f): 3:40pm On Feb 01, 2008 |
project (KWS) |
Re: Our Prayers Have Been Answered by tufe(m): 3:57pm On Feb 01, 2008 |
hmmm |
Re: Our Prayers Have Been Answered by nightnurse(f): 4:01pm On Feb 01, 2008 |
y asking me in public now i nuru ogogoro |
Re: Our Prayers Have Been Answered by tufe(m): 4:14pm On Feb 01, 2008 |
are you happy now. just showing a little concern thats all |
Re: Our Prayers Have Been Answered by Opoki(m): 4:24pm On Feb 01, 2008 |
@poster I've heard it before but this version is repackaged better |
Re: Our Prayers Have Been Answered by tufe(m): 4:29pm On Feb 01, 2008 |
and yet still very funny |
Re: Our Prayers Have Been Answered by nightnurse(f): 4:41pm On Feb 01, 2008 |
thanks tufe |
Re: Our Prayers Have Been Answered by tufe(m): 4:49pm On Feb 01, 2008 |
no problemo |
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