OBJ at an Art gallery

OBJ: this horrible looking thing is wat u call modern art? ..
Art dealer: i beg ur pardon sir, that is a mirror

chai honeric baba na hawa former presido u dey yarb like dt? Anyway sha d man still fine pass mugabe sha

dont mock your leaders. it is unpatriotic. there are 2 many things to use for jokes.

Seewealth: dont mock your leaders. it is unpatriotic. there are 2 many things to use for jokes.

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Seewealth: dont mock your leaders. it is unpatriotic. there are 2 many things to use for jokes.

Sorry,but people like you are one of the problem we have in this country.. Dont our leaders also mock us with their leadership.. Atleast,our is better. It's just a joke,but is their mocking a joke? You are too afraid to speak the truth even via internet. I wonder if you will be able to say the truth in real life.. We need fearless people in this country to bring change and use the truth to bring those greedy leaders to book,not some chiken hearted hypocrite.. Leaders ko,leaders ni..
@op. Sorry for bringing politics to your thread but i couldn't resist..

nice one joor ...

WHAT IS STRESS?

U give a lift 2a beautiful girl, she
faints inside ur car&u take her 2d
hospital.
Now that's stressful.

But at d hospital, d
doctor says she is pregnant&
congratulates u dat u are goin 2 b a father. U say u are not d father, but d girl says u are.
Dis is getting very stressful.

U request a DNA test 2 prove dat u are not d
father, but d girl says u are.
Dis is getting extremely stressful.

After d tests, d doctor says dat u can't b d
father cuz u are infertile.
U are extremely
stressed but relieved.

On ur way bak home, u start rememberin
dat u left 3 kids at home.
Who d Hell is their father?

NOW DAT'S, STRESS for more jokes click www.facebook.com/tonison.news

An 11 year old girl realized
that she had started to grow
hair
between her legs. she got
worried and asked her Mom
about the hair. Her mom calmly said."That
part where hair has grown is
called
a monkey, be proud that your
monkey has grown hair."
Next morning at breakfast she told her sister."My monkey
has grown hair."Her sister
smiled
and said."that's nothing, mine
is already eating banana's."
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