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*Sperm is good for your skin and thus can help reduce wrinkles
*ithyphallophobia is the fear of erect penis
#songs better that tontoDickehsong#(mama do good ooh e do good-Indomie)
*within 5mins of waking up almost half of your dream is forgotten,within 10mins 90% is gone*
*sinqle women tend to be attracted to men who are taken rather than those who are available*
*Fart travel at an avg speed of 10feet/sec
*some Women speaks about approx 700words a day while men 200words/day*
*whatever has been voted the Most Annoying Words in The World for 3 yrs running*--so NL girls watch your mouth
*Nigeria is the only country where some1 mistakenly hit you in the Crowd and the next thing you is Touch Your penis if it's still there*

Finally imagine you were trying to kill a Snake,you carry your hand lock door.....NEPA took light.. The rest you can think am* hahahaha!!!!!!!!