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If This Ain't Funny, Then U'r Damn Sadist. by speeder(m): 2:04pm On Nov 09, 2012 |
TEACHER: Ekaitte, go to the map and find North America . EKAITTE: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Ekaitte. ____________ _________ _________ __ ____ TEACHER: Leanda, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? LEANDA: You told me to do it without using tables. ____________ _________ _________ __ _______ ___ TEACHER: Okon, how do you spell 'crocodile?' OKON: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong OKON: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. (I Love this child) ____________ _________ _________ __ _______ _____ TEACHER: Akpors, what is the chemical formula for water? AKPORS: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? AKPORS: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ____________ _________ _________ __ __ TEACHER: little johnny, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. LITTLE JOHNNY: Me! ____________ _________ _________ __ _______ ___ TEACHER: Osas, why do you always get so dirty? OSAS: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ____________ _________ _________ __ _______ TEACHER: quadri, give me a sentence starting with ' I.. ' QUADRI: I is.. TEACHER: No, Kelveen..... Always say, 'I am.' QUADRI: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ____________ _________ _________ __ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Akpors, do you know why his father didn't punish him? AKPORS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.... ____________ _________ _________ __ ______ TEACHER: Now, musa , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? MUSA: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ____________ _________ _________ TEACHER: Mensah , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his? SLY : No, sir. It's the same dog. (I want to adopt this kid!!!) ____________ _________ _________ __ ___ TEACHER: Akpors, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? AKPORS: A teacher 1 Like |
Re: If This Ain't Funny, Then U'r Damn Sadist. by Lawconfessor(f): 2:37pm On Nov 09, 2012 |
Dey re funny dude |
Re: If This Ain't Funny, Then U'r Damn Sadist. by chakula: 2:49pm On Nov 09, 2012 |
Op you try pass me wey say i no get time for copy and paste! no offence. |
Re: If This Ain't Funny, Then U'r Damn Sadist. by bunmioguns(m): 2:54pm On Nov 09, 2012 |
*sigh heavily* |
Re: If This Ain't Funny, Then U'r Damn Sadist. by speeder(m): 4:01pm On Nov 09, 2012 |
Thanks o. I need the encouragement. |
Re: If This Ain't Funny, Then U'r Damn Sadist. by Nobody: 7:43pm On Nov 09, 2012 |
Am sorry OP I neva knew I was a saddist b4 reading this jokes 1 Like |
Re: If This Ain't Funny, Then U'r Damn Sadist. by speeder(m): 11:27pm On Nov 10, 2012 |
dvdon: Am sorry OP I neva knew I was a saddist b4 reading this jokesssshhhhhhaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrp |
Re: If This Ain't Funny, Then U'r Damn Sadist. by daryoor(m): 10:53am On Nov 11, 2012 |
the guy who posted this needs to get a dictionary so he can understand the meaning of sadism. The jokes arent that funny sef, av read better. |
Re: If This Ain't Funny, Then U'r Damn Sadist. by speeder(m): 2:28pm On Nov 11, 2012 |
daryoor: the guy who posted this needs to get a dictionary so he can understand the meaning of sadism.ssssssshhhhhhaaaaaaarrrrrrrrp |
Re: If This Ain't Funny, Then U'r Damn Sadist. by daryoor(m): 7:07pm On Nov 11, 2012 |
speedster speedster , let me guess, u r still in primary school. I will be diapponted if u r in junior sec school. |
Re: If This Ain't Funny, Then U'r Damn Sadist. by Valiantvaliant(m): 8:32pm On Nov 11, 2012 |
speeder: 2 Likes |
Re: If This Ain't Funny, Then U'r Damn Sadist. by Xymc1(m): 6:31am On Nov 12, 2012 |
Just passing... |
Re: If This Ain't Funny, Then U'r Damn Sadist. by chakula: 11:53am On Nov 12, 2012 |
Xymc...: When your return is expected please or have gone forever? |
Re: If This Ain't Funny, Then U'r Damn Sadist. by Xymc1(m): 3:43pm On Nov 12, 2012 |
chakula:*smh* is that why you called me back to this stinking thing called a thread? |
Re: If This Ain't Funny, Then U'r Damn Sadist. by Nobody: 8:27pm On Nov 13, 2012 |
@Speeder... First of all U̶̲̥̅̊ need τ̅☺ distinguish btw ɑ̤̥̈̊ humour Aπϑ ɑ̤̥̈̊ joke... D¤n't even consider joke as ɑ̤̥̈̊ talent U̶̲̥̅̊ ® far from it. Re-posting other peepz joke won't work Fø̲̣̣я̅ U̶̲̥̅̊.... Am sure U̶̲̥̅̊ call ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ ɑ̤̥̈̊ sadist na cos it wasn't funny @all |
Re: If This Ain't Funny, Then U'r Damn Sadist. by sats: 7:59am On Nov 14, 2012 |
i saw it for the first time, its good, nice one |
Re: If This Ain't Funny, Then U'r Damn Sadist. by anodebe(m): 9:25am On Nov 14, 2012 |
WHAT IS STRESS? U give a lift 2a beautiful girl, she faints inside ur car&u take her 2d hospital. Now that's stressful. But at d hospital, d doctor says she is pregnant& congratulates u dat u are goin 2 b a father. U say u are not d father, but d girl says u are. Dis is getting very stressful. U request a DNA test 2 prove dat u are not d father, but d girl says u are. Dis is getting extremely stressful. After d tests, d doctor says dat u can't b d father cuz u are infertile. U are extremely stressed but relieved. On ur way bak home, u start rememberin dat u left 3 kids at home. Who d Hell is their father? NOW DAT'S, STRESS for more jokes click www.facebook.com/tonison.news |
Re: If This Ain't Funny, Then U'r Damn Sadist. by Nobody: 12:50pm On Nov 14, 2012 |
speeder: Thanks o. I need the encouragement.Buahahahahaha. For your mind, them dey encourage you oo Anywayz...More palm oil to ur elbow |
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