A woman is having an affair during the
day while her husbandis at
work. Her 9 year old son comes home
unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the
bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home.
She puts her lover in the closet, not
realizing that the little boy is in
there already. The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks." Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$250" In the next few weeks, it happens again
that the boy and the lover are
in the closet together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball glove." The lover remembering the last time,
asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy - "$750"
Man - "Fine." A few days later, the father says to the
boy, "Grab your glove, let's go
outside and have a game of catch." The
boy says, "I can't, I sold my
baseball and my glove." The father asks,
"How much did you sell them for?"
Boy - "$1,000" The father says, "That's terrible to over
charge your friends like
that... that is way more than those two
things cost. I'm going to take you to
church and make you confess." They go to the church and the father
makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that shit
again."

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