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How Wud It Av Been If Women Were 2 Lay Eggs by Pasblack(m): 12:32pm On Nov 10, 2012
often times I've wonder too many possibilities of d human architecture and anatomy. If we had our eyes on our palm etc. . . D one dat I wonder d most is if ladies dont get pregnant but lay eggs like birds and would av 2 incubate dem by lying on dem 4 months.
Wetin 4 happen?
I know stealin of eggs go plenty. Some pple go just de fry dem egg instead of abortion. Some ladies go beg dem husband to sleep on d egg while dem de flex.
Over 2 u, wetin 4 happen
Re: How Wud It Av Been If Women Were 2 Lay Eggs by Lagusta(m): 1:14pm On Nov 10, 2012
#ifWomenLaidEggs the shell will be made of iron!!! We fo dey use the iron dey do pangolo and measure de rica of rice!!!

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Re: How Wud It Av Been If Women Were 2 Lay Eggs by RexioKlasik(m): 2:18pm On Nov 10, 2012
Na Eye we for cari see wetin de shocked
Re: How Wud It Av Been If Women Were 2 Lay Eggs by sayyid(m): 7:44pm On Nov 10, 2012
ladies wuld av been selling dere eggs to oda ladies who no fit lay eggs. And kidnapers of eggs go plenty
Re: How Wud It Av Been If Women Were 2 Lay Eggs by Valiantvaliant(m): 10:54pm On Nov 10, 2012
sayyid: ladies wuld av been selling dere eggs to oda ladies who no fit lay eggs. And kidnapers of eggs go plenty
i think you mean 'egg-nappers'.
Re: How Wud It Av Been If Women Were 2 Lay Eggs by autchman144(m): 7:09am On Nov 11, 2012
We'd be having larger omelettes...

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