This is a true story that happen in my church today..
Today in church our Preacher said: "If I had all the beer in
theworld, I'd take it and throw it into the
river". And the congregation cried,
"Amen!"
"And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd
take it and throw it in the river". And the
congregation cried, "Amen!"
"And if I had all the whiskey and rum in the
world, I'd take it all and throw it in the river".
Again the congregation cried,
"Amen!"
After the sermon, the preacher sat down. The deacon
then stood up & said: "For our closing hymn,
let's turn to page 126 of our hymn books
and sing, 'We shall drink from that
river'".
THE CONGREGATION SCREAMED
HALLELUJAH!!!! and i was like WTF

Crazy