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It Was Laying Limp In My Hand by ThugLife1(m): 9:17pm On Feb 02, 2008
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin. I
slid it between my fingers until I got to the end of it. I was
turning it on. It became firm in my hands, and the end was
wet. Then it got very hard and began gushing out of the tip.

Then I took the garden hose and watered the bushes.
Re: It Was Laying Limp In My Hand by CrazyMan(m): 9:19pm On Feb 02, 2008
Stop speaking in parables. Nice one tho
Re: It Was Laying Limp In My Hand by ThugLife1(m): 9:23pm On Feb 02, 2008
huh
Re: It Was Laying Limp In My Hand by tufe(m): 9:35pm On Feb 02, 2008
hehehe

some corrupt minds were already going far. grin grin cool
Re: It Was Laying Limp In My Hand by ThugLife1(m): 10:00pm On Feb 02, 2008
lol
Re: It Was Laying Limp In My Hand by ituen(m): 11:51am On Feb 03, 2008
Nice
Re: It Was Laying Limp In My Hand by tufe(m): 2:07pm On Feb 03, 2008
hmmmmmmmmm
Re: It Was Laying Limp In My Hand by clemcykul(f): 9:28am On Feb 04, 2008
after watering the garden the plant germinated and bore fruits lmao grin grin grin grin
Re: It Was Laying Limp In My Hand by freezy(m): 10:46am On Feb 04, 2008
You forgot to include "ferterlized". So, it should read "After watering, the fertilized garden plant germinated and bore fruits"
Re: It Was Laying Limp In My Hand by Lolabbey: 11:41am On Feb 04, 2008
na wah ooo
Re: It Was Laying Limp In My Hand by clemcykul(f): 1:55pm On Feb 04, 2008
freeezieeeeee shocked shocked shocked shocked ol boi na u be dis chei i missed uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu kiss kiss kiss kiss

welcome back! awwww boy ur lost but back/found grin
Re: It Was Laying Limp In My Hand by ituen(m): 2:07pm On Feb 04, 2008
@Freezy

U gotta stop these disapperaing acts
Re: It Was Laying Limp In My Hand by tufe(m): 6:04pm On Feb 04, 2008
lest one day, ituen is gonna have to go to hell to bring you back .hehe

@freezy,
whats popping? where you been at dawg?
Re: It Was Laying Limp In My Hand by tjtj1(m): 10:40pm On Feb 04, 2008
thuggy u dey tempt me oooooooo
Re: It Was Laying Limp In My Hand by Rebellious(f): 11:00pm On Feb 04, 2008
Awesome joke
Re: It Was Laying Limp In My Hand by Opoki(m): 1:46am On Feb 05, 2008

Can't understand
Re: It Was Laying Limp In My Hand by tjtj1(m): 3:26am On Feb 05, 2008
@opoki give me five bucks nd i will explain hehe cheesy
Re: It Was Laying Limp In My Hand by Nobody: 4:27am On Feb 05, 2008
Rebellious:

Awesome joke

Shebi na you, u have to find it waesome
Re: It Was Laying Limp In My Hand by ThugLife1(m): 10:17pm On Feb 05, 2008
tj_tj:

@opoki give me five bucks nd i will explain hehe cheesy
hahahahhaha
Re: It Was Laying Limp In My Hand by ifyalways(f): 10:27pm On Feb 05, 2008
@joke,nice one thuggy
dustbin remains a mentally demeted old he goat.see him morrow when hes made a good use of his dictionary and prolly gotten some liver till the,learn to mind ya biz and dont ever start what you cant face.oshi
Re: It Was Laying Limp In My Hand by Migines(m): 9:10am On Feb 06, 2008
<no comment>
Re: It Was Laying Limp In My Hand by tytylayor: 9:44am On Feb 06, 2008
its too much wink
Re: It Was Laying Limp In My Hand by tjtj1(m): 7:03pm On Feb 06, 2008
sighs @##$%^
Re: It Was Laying Limp In My Hand by tufe(m): 8:18pm On Mar 09, 2008
my brother, make sense na. how far you
Re: It Was Laying Limp In My Hand by saucekid(m): 8:23pm On Mar 09, 2008
. . . . . . . . . . uhm
Re: It Was Laying Limp In My Hand by tufe(m): 8:42pm On Mar 09, 2008
you don come again
Re: It Was Laying Limp In My Hand by delib: 9:29pm On Mar 09, 2008
and u don go again
Re: It Was Laying Limp In My Hand by ifyalways(f): 10:10pm On Mar 09, 2008
ifyalways:

@joke,nice one thuggy
dustbin remains a mentally demeted old he goat.see him morrow when hes made a good use of his dictionary and prolly gotten some liver till the,learn to mind ya biz and don't ever start what you can't face.oshi
. . .old comment.not relevant again kiss
Re: It Was Laying Limp In My Hand by ThugLife1(m): 10:16pm On Mar 09, 2008
l o l
Re: It Was Laying Limp In My Hand by segunpc(m): 2:48pm On Mar 10, 2008
bad joke.

i no think bad thing for my mind o[b] grin[/b]
Re: It Was Laying Limp In My Hand by tufe(m): 3:03pm On Mar 10, 2008
pervert

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