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| Don't Lie To Kids! by boronze(m): 12:55pm On Feb 03, 2008 |
There was this guy sunbathing in the nude @d beach,well,this little girl comes up to him,so he covers his privates, with a newspaper. the little girl say,''whats under there?'' so the man answers,''A BIRD ''. the girl goes away and the man falls asleep.when he wakes up,he is in a hospital and in great pains. A doctor comes up to his bed and asks,''what happened?'' The man answers,''I dont know,i was @d beach and fell asleep after talking to a little girl.'' D doctor tells this to the police and they go to the beach 2find any witnesses.,on getting there they saw the little girl the man was talking about. SO they asked her if she did anything to the man,, SHE ANSWERS,''I didn't do anything to the man,but while he was sleeping,I PLAYED with his BIRD,after a while,it spit @ me,so i broke its neck,burned its nest ,and smashed all its eggs.'' |
| Re: Don't Lie To Kids! by amsky(m): 2:28pm On Feb 03, 2008 |
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nice!!!!!!!!   this should be in the jokes section dont you think? |
| Re: Don't Lie To Kids! by Nobody: 3:33pm On Feb 03, 2008 |
lol |
| Re: Don't Lie To Kids! by boronze(m): 4:35pm On Feb 03, 2008 |
@amsky yeah i do agree,bt cudn't find the jokes section,kinda new here |
| Re: Don't Lie To Kids! by uspry1(f): 6:32pm On Feb 03, 2008 |
@poster The joke section is found at Nairaland Entertainment board to select the child board "Jokes Etc." Just copy this topic and paste on new thread of Entertainment board at the Jokes Etc section. Or you can ask Seun to move this thread to Jokes Etc section for you. |
| Re: Don't Lie To Kids! by olanajim(m): 6:33pm On Feb 03, 2008 |
Funny! Serve him right. |
| Re: Don't Lie To Kids! by winnipeg(m): 6:14am On Feb 04, 2008 |
Boronze That was hilarious. I needed that laugh. Thanks for that.  |
| Re: Don't Lie To Kids! by edwardaigb: 6:43am On Feb 04, 2008 |
the bottom line is to tell our kids the truth all the time. God post though |
| Re: Don't Lie To Kids! by edwardaigb: 6:45am On Feb 04, 2008 |
the bottom line is to tell our kids the truth all the time. Good post though |
| Re: Don't Lie To Kids! by boronze(m): 12:35am On Feb 05, 2008 |
tanx guys i appreciate |
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