Respect the traffic light

Akin-David:
Never leave home without your sixth sense, you need it more than your two eyes!

Dis na tru gaan!!!

1. Never claim being on the right side of the law with Lagos Police. You will regret doing that by the time they finish with you.

2. Keep your head down. Keep your eyes open. Resist the urge to be seen as important, lay low. Know your exit

Yomieluv: If its Ojo local govt area,then apply the following rules:
1.Be careful of cultist in that area,they maim,and obtain at will.(Iba,PPL,Franklass,etc)people in the area know what am talking about.
2.Never you go buy any electronics(New ones)in ALABA int'l market,na fake dem go give you.
3.Don't leave your home too early,you will be robbed at alaba rago,or before iyana-iba.
5.Most of the area no dey get lite,try buy small gen,or else,na heat go kill you,if robber no kill u.
6.Always enter coaster bus,or you are most likely to be whisked away by ritualist,along badagry road.
7.Girls there like money,cos Alaba boys don spoil dem wit cash,most of the boys can't toast,except they flash cash.
8.Manage buy small tv,and you are on your way to fvck your landlord daughter.
9.Get rainbooth,na water logged area ooo.
10. More to come.

hahahaha. warri boiz nah dey kawi last o. If na warri boi, he go blend quick esp wen he cm 4rm rugged place 4 warri like iyara or alegbo.

Mr, nl is not a place to get security or medical advice. Don't say I didn't warn u.

U're welcome to Lasgidi, shine your eyes!

This thread is a typical, "how to survive in lagos guide".

delsu helpdsk:



hahahaha. warri boiz nah dey kawi last o. If na warri boi, he go blend quick esp wen he cm 4rm rugged place 4 warri like iyara or alegbo.

na warri boiz dey carry last abeg for school. A warri man, na for in place ein fit do agbari but make e try am enter lag, nothing for am.warri girls dem worry ooo. Warri guys na last dem dey carry. Wit their olodo head .

[quote author=yuzedo]MY ADVICE IS THAT THE JJC SHOULD GO BACK TO HIS GADDEM VILLAGE DAMMIT....

[b]LAGOS IS FULL!!!bush man u no get village?

ngmart: Respect the traffic light

...even if there's none visible

SirMethod: Mr, nl is not a place to get security or medical advice. Don't say I didn't warn u.

But it's a place to get auto advice?

yuzedo: MY ADVICE IS THAT THE JJC SHOULD GO BACK TO HIS GADDEM VILLAGE DAMMIT....

LAGOS IS FULL!!! [

And you think you are not wanted in your village?

/quote][quote author=SirMethod]Mr, nl is not a place to get security or medical advice. Don't say I didn't warn u.

But it's a place to get auto advice?

this is an intersting and educative thread cos thousands of people move in and out of lagos daily

Yomieluv: If its Ojo local govt area,then apply the following rules:
1.Be careful of cultist in that area,they maim,and obtain at will.(Iba,PPL,Franklass,etc)people in the area know what am talking about.
2.Never you go buy any electronics(New ones)in ALABA int'l market,na fake dem go give you.
3.Don't leave your home too early,you will be robbed at alaba rago,or before iyana-iba.
5.Most of the area no dey get lite,try buy small gen,or else,na heat go kill you,if robber no kill u.
6.Always enter coaster bus,or you are most likely to be whisked away by ritualist,along badagry road.
7.Girls there like money,cos Alaba boys don spoil dem wit cash,most of the boys can't toast,except they flash cash.
8.Manage buy small tv,and you are on your way to fvck your landlord daughter.
9.Get rainbooth,na water logged area ooo.
10. More to come.

interesting so you can avoid ritualists by goimg on coaster buses.

aariwa: interesting so you can avoid ritualists by goimg on coaster buses.

Yeah that's what I do. With my short period of stay in Lagos I've learnt alot and am getting wiser by the day.