Honestly, I'v been thinking deeply: who is gonna ban NBL, Guinness plc etc from ripping us off with their promos the way NCC has leashed these telecom coys and their ads? I made half a million bucks (my 1st time) about this time last year and blew about 200k on shacks hoping to win a brand new Honda I-vtec but nver won one(forgive the pun) now they have started again. Pls who's duty as in which body regulates beer, soft drink ads in Nigeria? I nearly drank myself dead. Consciousness just set in.

maybe you should ask Nigeria Beer Commission .... hiss, joke section .... na wa o

WHAT IS STRESS?

U give a lift 2a beautiful girl, she
faints inside ur car&u take her 2d
hospital.
Now that's stressful.

But at d hospital, d
doctor says she is pregnant&
congratulates u dat u are goin 2 b a father. U say u are not d father, but d girl says u are.
Dis is getting very stressful.

U request a DNA test 2 prove dat u are not d
father, but d girl says u are.
Dis is getting extremely stressful.

After d tests, d doctor says dat u can't b d
father cuz u are infertile.
U are extremely
stressed but relieved.

On ur way bak home, u start rememberin
dat u left 3 kids at home.
Who d Hell is their father?

NOW DAT'S, STRESS for more jokes click www.facebook.com/tonison.news

sats: maybe you should ask Nigeria Beer Commission .... hiss, joke section .... na wa o

abeg Oga Sats, kindly let me know the more appropriate section for this post.

**SAD News!**
Akpors Sacked From School!
Baba Akpors: Akpors, why
are you home so early
today?
Any problem in your school? Akpors: Papa, Miss Uju said I
should leave her class
because she asked when is her
next period and I told
her next month.
She told me Not to return to her class again! for more jokes and gossip, news www.facebook.com/tonison.news

abeg oga mentcee, i no kno, any where u like u put am, i no b moderator, na joke i dey for, laugh make i laugh

Clueless guy