* Can you cry under water?
* When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping." Now, I just "chunky dunk."
* How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?
* If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
* Since bread is square, why is sandwich meat round?
* Why do you have to "put your two cents in," but it's only a "penny for your
thoughts"?
Where's that extra penny going? Taxes?
* Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in
for eternity?
* Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
* How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good
idea to put wheels on luggage?
* Why is it that people say they, "slept like a baby," when babies wake up, like,
every two hours?
* If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
* If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
* Why are you in a movie, but you are on TV?
* Why do people pay to go up tall buildings, then put money in binoculars to look at
things on the ground?
* How come they choose from just two people for President, and many for Miss
world?
* Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you
naked anyway.
* If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he or she call?
* I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I
had any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
* Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life, we could simply press Ctrl
Alt Delete and start all over?
* Stress is when you wake up screaming, then you realise you haven't fallen asleep
yet.
* Just remember: If the world didn't stuck, we'd all fall off.
* If raising children were going to be easy, it never would have started with
something called labour!
* Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

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Kool Stuff ! Mojo Dojo !

not bad

Really cool.

. . . . Beautiful

Thought provoking jokes! Lol

hahahaha,very funny