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Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by tufe(m): 9:01pm On Feb 12, 2008
very hard. . . . . , . . .as far as you giving me nightie's head on a plate angry
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by tessybaby(f): 7:58am On Feb 13, 2008
@tufe
i have an offer for u
i will pay u high if only u accept to do it.
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by Lolabbey: 9:07am On Feb 13, 2008
@tessy,

u mean u ar nt apy wth nity being ur rival.na wah ooo

does it mean dat tufe is lying ,bt he sed dere is no love lost btw his wives dat he got lots of mony 2 mak u all hapy and united

tufe dear,nothng is hapenin,we ar 4geda tongue tongue tongue
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by ituen(m): 11:00am On Feb 13, 2008
Tufe,

now u wan bring kasala into my family.

dem talks say women no dey cos problem b/w 2 buddies, but na know i go pledge allegiance to my family.

any attempt to cos my wived to fight, i go make life short for you in NL
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by Lolabbey: 11:56am On Feb 13, 2008
hmm ituen,for ur paddy,

meeeeeeeen dats too bad shocked shocked
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by tytylayor: 12:24pm On Feb 13, 2008
ituen no noe friend wen it come to wife matter, mba he no play with dem.
respect grin
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by Lolabbey: 12:29pm On Feb 13, 2008
tyty i knw sey ituen no dey use him wif play bt atlst tufe na hm bst pady now
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by tytylayor: 12:38pm On Feb 13, 2008
paddy u fit use long thing play wit ur paddy?? shocked
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by Lolabbey: 12:43pm On Feb 13, 2008
lai lai ko joooooooooooo,i no dey play wth am ooo

bt tufe no taasi d wives now
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by tytylayor: 1:34pm On Feb 13, 2008
now i understand, tufe wants nity's head in a plate for val, abi, pls tell me who's tufe wifey hia?
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by Lolabbey: 1:38pm On Feb 13, 2008
hmmm,

i cnt sey myslf

let tufe com ,then we shal hear frm d horse's mouth
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by tessybaby(f): 2:16pm On Feb 13, 2008
where is tufe
i said i have an offer for him
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by Lolabbey: 2:19pm On Feb 13, 2008
he is on his way,he will join us soon
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by tytylayor: 2:30pm On Feb 13, 2008
waiting
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by Lolabbey: 2:33pm On Feb 13, 2008
u wont wait 4 too long ,he is comin by air grin
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by tytylayor: 2:48pm On Feb 13, 2008
abi traffic hold am for air?
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by Lolabbey: 2:49pm On Feb 13, 2008
lol grin grin

trafic sef dey apen 4 air again abi u don experience am b4
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by tytylayor: 4:03pm On Feb 13, 2008
wetin no fit happen for our naija grin
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by Lolabbey: 4:07pm On Feb 13, 2008
now i belief u,

i tink dere is traffic,

d flite was to take jst 30mins and now its almost 10hrs

abi i exagerate grin grin grin
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by tytylayor: 4:35pm On Feb 13, 2008
u can imagine traffic in d air, na wa o
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by Lolabbey: 4:42pm On Feb 13, 2008
d thng stil dey bafle me,or is it posibu dat he is wth anoda woman or somtin

his cell phone is switchd off,

i kept buzzing him no repli,

i snt mails no reply

hmmm,iyawo mi dis is wht i face ooo

u ar welcom 2 d show grin grin grin
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by tytylayor: 5:24pm On Feb 13, 2008
i dnt tink so, he's not a polygamist, only say he's---------------------- hmmhmm u get grin cheesy grin grin
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by Lolabbey: 5:29pm On Feb 13, 2008
yeah exactly,
ma be jare iyawo mi
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by tufe(m): 6:25pm On Feb 13, 2008
tessy, i'm listening.

it better be good though, cuz i came down here via air, and i secretly took out the money for the ticket from the money that me and lola have been saving grin grin, so make my time worthwhile
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by Lolabbey: 6:38pm On Feb 13, 2008
hmmm,

honey dnt tel me u took dat money,

meeeen,i was just punishg innocent soul

shit,d househelp is in prison prsntly

may God 4gv me ohhh grin grin grin
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by tufe(m): 6:49pm On Feb 13, 2008
mi luv, i am so sorry.

i just had to go on this trip. alright, go and release the house help, and take her to folly's house grin grin .
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by Lolabbey: 7:38pm On Feb 13, 2008
no problm dear will do jst dat

tongue tongue tongue
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by tufe(m): 7:50pm On Feb 13, 2008
and make sure folly's got a lot of condoms, just in case he gets tempted to touch grin
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by ituen(m): 8:24pm On Feb 13, 2008
see how u wan scatter person marriage
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by tufe(m): 8:31pm On Feb 13, 2008
he is a man, he has to be tempted, undecided
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by Lolabbey: 9:01am On Feb 14, 2008
just as u are temptd grin grin
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by tytylayor: 10:30am On Feb 14, 2008
and finally falls into temptation grin

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