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ebamma: Oh Lord forgive me for using my expensive mb to click on this silly joke i promise never to do it again in the name of Jesus christ our lord amen

iamswizz: Its hard to find new jokes these days

sucezTP: Now, this is a sign of the end time!
The love of joke depreciates, jokers repeat jokes, while viewers grumble...
Hmmm!Na real wa o..

jamp: The joke Is new to the mod

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toluxa1: The only thing I achieved by opening this thread is being the 112th person to comment. And 112 is an Emergency number.
What am I saying? Mods need Emergency treatment.

sholikay: To all those guys/gals,dat condemned dis joke,i swear u all are lackadaisical humans,making an idiocy of urselves..(i don't f**king care)u can't even appreciate or commend d poster's effort!.Na by force say make una comment ni?..Look at it now d "trend" is now in page 2 and with almost 30 viewing it right now!,and even at d front forum..Its really absurd condemning d write up,i must admit!..Blessed are those dat commended d poster's trend(including me)..If u know say my comment pain u,u feel free 2 reply!..Rubbish!..*mtcheew!*

OmolodMilkman93: U would hve done well as a minister jst as ur signature implies, bt y cant u diff. btw "trend" and "thread". No go becme Minista of Gbaguan resources like "u knw who"

white dove: U R D GREATEST ODE OF D CENTURY!! U actually tuk time to count?! Just wondering btwn U n d MODS who needs emergency treatment more?!

speeder: THE PRESENTER

Presenter: What is your contribution?

Caller:: There is dis lady i wanted in my life shortly after my NYSC, But all my efforts proved abortive, She wouldn't pick ma calls, she would laugh at me while passing by for reasons best known to her, 5 months later, i was able to get an apartment, get a new car courtesy of a contract job i secured with a major oil company. Now most of d missed calls i have are hers, barrage of sms and all that, i am confused on what 2 do, Please advice me.

Presenter: Listen up give her a call letting her knw you'll be at her house in 2hrs, Wen its time call her up and delay for anoda 2hrs,Take a cool Shower, wear a nice outfit and attention catching perfume, When its time drive 2 her house, Walk 2 her door and knock,once she opens, with d sexiest smile you've got, look stylishly into her eyes, draw her slowly to yourself, take ur mouth close to her ear and whisper . . . . . -
''THUNDER FIRE U'

sholikay: To all those guys/gals,dat condemned dis joke,i swear u all are lackadaisical humans,making an idiocy of urselves..(i don't f**king care)u can't even appreciate or commend d poster's effort!.Na by force say make una comment ni?..Look at it now d trend is now in page 2 and with almost 30 viewing it right now!,and even at d front forum..Its really absurd condemning d write up,i must admit!..Blessed are those dat commended d poster's trend(including me)..If u know say my comment pain u,u feel free 2 reply!..Rubbish!..*mtcheew!*

Basic: Really, I didn't find the joke funny. I'm wondering if the OP paid the mods to move this to the front page.
But wait, who are these fo.ols (MMM and Oloto) posting empty comments? Are they now reserving space or what?
And tell me, who is more stupi.d than the one who plans to stage a thanksgiving for being the first to post a moronic comment on NL?

bobby uduma: There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money.
Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me."
And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart, that when he died she would put all of the money into the casket with him.
Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there - dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a moment!" She had a small metal box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked it and took the casket down and they rolled it away.
So her friend said, "Girl, I know you were not foolish enough to put all that money in there with your husband."
The loyal wife replied, "Listen, I'm a Christian; I cannot go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money into the casket with him."
"You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him?"
"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a cheque... If he can cash it, then he can spend it."