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Po! Po! Po! by aristole(m): 3:54pm On Feb 05, 2008
An impotent man was so much  bothered because of his predicament.So he sought for spiritual assistance.Fortunately,he was able to get a temporary solution so that he would be able to taste sex @ least once.The juju will work for three different times.

The spiritualist gave him some concoction and instructed him to shout "PO" after consumption.This would revive his manhood and warned him not to shout the PO more than once at a time  so that he would use it three times.

This man got home with jubilation.He decided to settle for a prostitute.When they got home;the prostitute headed for the bathroom to shower and the man was testing the potency of the juju.He took the concoction and shouted[b] PO[/b].Miraculously his thing reacted and he had an unimaginable erection.The prostitute on hearing the PO was afraid and rushed out to query what the problem was in this manner:

Who is shouting[b] "PO"  "PO"?[/b]?
The man answered: "I am not shouting PO!  PO!!  PO!!! now.I'm just testing something".Forgotten the warning that he should not shout[b] PO [/b] more than once.Immediately, his erection reversed and he could not do anything.
Re: Po! Po! Po! by tjtj1(m): 7:40pm On Feb 05, 2008
remix
Re: Po! Po! Po! by Migines(m): 7:50pm On Feb 05, 2008
Nat bad tho
Re: Po! Po! Po! by ifyalways(f): 7:58pm On Feb 05, 2008
. . .not all that good sha.
do they really [b]taste sex?[/b]thought taste goes with tongues?
wadever though !
Re: Po! Po! Po! by Migines(m): 8:16pm On Feb 05, 2008
U knw d deal wit dis perverted minds.
Re: Po! Po! Po! by clemcykul(f): 11:32am On Feb 06, 2008
yeah smiley lol

hi miggie kiss hope ure staying embarassed do pls kiss
Re: Po! Po! Po! by aristole(m): 12:13pm On Feb 06, 2008
Keep staying.[/tt]
[tt]
Re: Po! Po! Po! by ituen(m): 4:10pm On Feb 06, 2008
the original joke was tighter dan this
Re: Po! Po! Po! by tufe(m): 4:32pm On Feb 06, 2008
sure was
Re: Po! Po! Po! by ifyalways(f): 4:37pm On Feb 06, 2008
. . .i dont believe you guys grin
Re: Po! Po! Po! by tufe(m): 5:31pm On Feb 06, 2008
then believe devil grin
Re: Po! Po! Po! by ifyalways(f): 6:20pm On Feb 06, 2008
. . . .rather than believing you his son cheesy
Re: Po! Po! Po! by tjtj1(m): 8:06pm On Feb 06, 2008
so who be devil relation>? grin
Re: Po! Po! Po! by aristole(m): 12:45pm On Feb 07, 2008
@tj.stay their dey ask now.
Re: Po! Po! Po! by Nobody: 1:34pm On Feb 07, 2008
This joke needs Lubrica
Re: Po! Po! Po! by clemcykul(f): 3:54pm On Feb 07, 2008
why dont u help out
Re: Po! Po! Po! by Lolabbey: 4:02pm On Feb 07, 2008
guess aisha is working dat out

aisha no b so? grin grin
Re: Po! Po! Po! by folly69(m): 4:12pm On Feb 07, 2008
looks around and moves on
Re: Po! Po! Po! by Lolabbey: 4:30pm On Feb 07, 2008
hmmmm,i tot as much
Re: Po! Po! Po! by tjtj1(m): 10:40pm On Feb 07, 2008
aristole:

@tj.stay their dey ask now.
wtf re u sayin? xplain

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