Stupid Answers for Stupid
Questions:
1. Someone calls you at 2am in the
night and ask you "are you
sleeping?"
Ans: no, I’m picking beans.
2. You're making out with a girl
then you start pulling her pants
then she asks; what are you trying
to do?
Ans: I want to wash them for you
3. They see you coming out of the
bathroom, wet; ''did you just have
a bath?''
Ans: no, I fell into the toilet bowl
4. You standing right in front of
the elevator on the ground floor
going to your office, yet they ask;
''going up?''
Ans: no, I’m waiting for my office
to come down and get me!
5. Your boyfriend comes home
with a bunch of flowers and you
still asks him; ''are those flowers?''
Ans: no baby, they're carrots!
6. You're in the queue at the
cinema to buy tickets, a friend
see's you and ask; ''what are you
doing here?''
Ans: I’m here to pay my school
fees!
7. When people see you lying
down with your eyes closed, they
still ask; ''are you sleeping?''
Ans: No! I'm practising to die.
8. You went to a restaurant n the
waiter asks you: ''Plz can I get you
a table?''
Ans: No. I’m here to eat on the
floor.

Q: why do you need my BB pin?

Ans: i want to use to burst balloon.

Emmy9ite: Q: why do you need my BB pin?

Ans: i want to use to burst balloon.

lmao..nice one