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*A Job Application*
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*NAME:* George Martin

*SEX:* Not lately, but I am looking for the right
woman (or at least, one who'll cooperate).

*DESIRED POSITION:* Company's President or Vice
President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I
was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying
here in the first place.

*DESIRED SALARY:* $185,000 a year plus stock
options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If
that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

*EDUCATION:* Yes.

*LAST POSITION HELD:* Target for middle management
hostility.

*PREVIOUS SALARY:* A lot less than I'm worth.

*MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT:* My incredible
collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

*REASON FOR LEAVING:* It sucked.

*HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK:* Any.

*PREFERRED HOURS: *1:30-3:30 p. m. Monday,Tuesday,
and Thursday.

*DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?:* Yes, but
they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

*MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?:* If I had
one, would I be here?

*DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD
PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 lbs.?:* Of what?

*DO YOU HAVE A CAR?:* I think the more appropriate
question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

*HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR
RECOGNITION?:* I may already be a winner of the
Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes, so they tell
me.

*DO YOU SMOKE?:* On the job - no, on my breaks - no.

*WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?:*
Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb
sexy blonde supermodel who thinks I'm the greatest
thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be
doing that now.

*DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND
COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?:* Oh yes, absolutely.


*SIGN HERE:* Sagittarius

Remix! Remix!! Remix!!!

u said it all aristole

. . .never seen it b4 tho so it rocks for moi

cool,not seen it b4

Funny

everything funny to u even cry

Tj abegi oooooooooooooo
my ribs are cracking.lol

tj_tj:
everything funny to u even cry

You better don't start what you will not be able to finish, asshole

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

ass hole opens tj's arse to find hole finally sees hole, pours sand and cements it*

Thanks Jare, perhaps that will help him to know how to behave like human , Poor boi hisssssssssssssssssssssssss

Rich Dad:
You better don't start what you will not be able to finish, asshole

u wan start abi? oya u first

Lol-ing oooooooooooooooooooooooo

lol--roping

tj_tj:
lol--roping

roping, ??sey this guy go skool at all? bytheway no dey open that your rotten teeth here again , understand, dumb ass,

i noe get ya time now

heeyaaa but the teeth are white enough now

abi?

They aren't cos i brush 1nce in a while

hahahaaaaaaaaaaa

dat one serious oooo

no wonder-----------------------------

but na ur own bad pass

hmm,how u knw

u don try me too

Ya