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Chioya's Job Application by tytylayor: 12:16pm On Aug 20, 2008
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female', As I am both(!! )

for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience , I am applying for the post.
Re: Chioya's Job Application by chioya(f): 12:19pm On Aug 20, 2008
i like the heading how u take know say i be multipurpose human being. cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Chioya's Job Application by tufe(m): 12:30pm On Aug 20, 2008
oh my, chioya u be jack of all trade abi. including mothering jonnys up and down cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Chioya's Job Application by chioya(f): 3:22pm On Aug 20, 2008
papa johnny watin na
Re: Chioya's Job Application by tufe(m): 3:45pm On Aug 20, 2008
mama johnny ask yaself oh
Re: Chioya's Job Application by chioya(f): 3:54pm On Aug 20, 2008
tufe left me na undecided undecided watin i do na
na u be papa johnny and ur wife na bibs,y u dey call put 4 d matter grin grin grin
Re: Chioya's Job Application by tufe(m): 4:00pm On Aug 20, 2008
may God forgive you for denying the pikin wey u carry for 9months undecided
Re: Chioya's Job Application by Gabry(f): 4:02pm On Aug 20, 2008
grin grin grin
Re: Chioya's Job Application by tufe(m): 6:09pm On Aug 20, 2008
. . oh, what lovely teeth u've got my dear
Re: Chioya's Job Application by mykali(m): 6:23pm On Aug 20, 2008
this one that everbody is fytin to be the papa and mama of that nutty boy. . . .

manickal. tufe. chioya. bibs. ha ba !!!
Re: Chioya's Job Application by Jeovy(m): 6:35pm On Aug 20, 2008
I tire self
Re: Chioya's Job Application by tufe(m): 8:51pm On Aug 20, 2008
chioya na mama johnny, while jeovy na papa johnny. get it now?? cheesy
Re: Chioya's Job Application by Jeovy(m): 6:40am On Aug 21, 2008
Yes,that you are confused with your real identity
Re: Chioya's Job Application by tufe(m): 9:47am On Aug 21, 2008
young man, dont come here and deny
Re: Chioya's Job Application by chioya(f): 10:00am On Aug 21, 2008
everybody shutup wink wink cool cool

gabyy i am not mama johnny take note

tufe u r papa johnny go look 4 mama johnny and stop making noise in my ear tongue tongue
Re: Chioya's Job Application by Ebonyj(f): 10:55am On Aug 21, 2008
Okay, to settle this, I go adopt Johnny.

case dismissed!
Re: Chioya's Job Application by chioya(f): 11:07am On Aug 21, 2008
amebo who send you cool
Re: Chioya's Job Application by tufe(m): 11:24am On Aug 21, 2008
i no know for am.

ehen, mama johnny how was ur night now?
Re: Chioya's Job Application by tytylayor: 11:30am On Aug 21, 2008
chioya:

amebo who send you cool

y u dey deny d boy b4? u see person wey wan adopt d boy for u u no still happy angry
Re: Chioya's Job Application by Nautillus(m): 11:34am On Aug 21, 2008
** peeps in . . .oh sorry . . .its a private thread . . . .turns & leaves **
Re: Chioya's Job Application by chioya(f): 11:35am On Aug 21, 2008
tufe my night was fine jo cheesy wink
and urs??

tyty,
i never get ur time-u use me start topic abi u dey mk mouth,i go use start porn website na there u eye go clear smiley smiley smiley smiley
Re: Chioya's Job Application by jaymobb(m): 11:39am On Aug 21, 2008
mama johnny inshort bring johnny come make im begin dey learn mechanic 4 tufe hand
Re: Chioya's Job Application by tufe(m): 11:44am On Aug 21, 2008
@chioya

my night was good too, but mosquito been wan kill me cheesy

abeg oh, no use my wife start porn site oh.

@jaymobb

no be lie. shey u sef don start up ur own shit parking business. i wish u the best of luck sha
Re: Chioya's Job Application by tytylayor: 11:48am On Aug 21, 2008
@ chioya

tongue
grin
Re: Chioya's Job Application by tufe(m): 12:00pm On Aug 21, 2008
my yummie, how are you today?
Re: Chioya's Job Application by Ebonyj(f): 12:24pm On Aug 21, 2008
tytylayor:

y u dey deny d boy before? u see person wey wan adopt d boy for u u no still happy angry

Thank you o, people don't appreciate what they have until someone else comes along and takes it.

In saying that, who exactly is Johnny? undecided tongue
Re: Chioya's Job Application by jaymobb(m): 12:26pm On Aug 21, 2008
tufe ur head no correct 4 dia grin

@ebonyj
abeg tel mama johnny dat one
Re: Chioya's Job Application by tufe(m): 12:28pm On Aug 21, 2008
lol cheesy cheesy

@ebony,

so have come to claim ur child. that is good. may the lord forgive u for all the denial u have caused. but wetin go come happen to mama johnny.
Re: Chioya's Job Application by mykali(m): 1:01pm On Aug 21, 2008
Ebonyj:

Thank you o, people don't appreciate what they have until someone else comes along and takes it.

In saying that, who exactly is Johnny? undecided tongue


if u dont know who johnny is, how come do u want to adopt him ni?

johnny is one of the most stubborn children in the world, (if he aint the only one). and he is older than his ''little'' age. capiche?
Re: Chioya's Job Application by chioya(f): 1:08pm On Aug 21, 2008
papa johnny where u dey??

ebonyj
u go c oba?so u r the real mother of johnny

jamborine

where u dey.u still dey smoke weed?? wink
Re: Chioya's Job Application by Ebonyj(f): 2:22pm On Aug 21, 2008
mykali:

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if u don't know who johnny is, how come do u want to adopt him ni?

johnny is one of the most stubborn children in the world, (if he aint the only one). and he is older than his ''little'' age. capiche?


Really? shocked

I reject a child like Johnny in the name of Jesus!
Re: Chioya's Job Application by tytylayor: 2:44pm On Aug 21, 2008
monkey no fyn but hin mama like am, chioya like her boy wink

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