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Bad Market for 419er subdued
by a
friend (Ayo).
Excerpt.......
Mr. 419: Hello, how are you?
Ayo: Fine. Pls, who am I speaking
with?
Mr. 419: Haba, don't you
remember
me? Who do you know in UK dat
could
be calling?
(Sensing a scam, Ayo threw in a
trap…)
Ayo: Johnson! Is that you?
(Meanwhile, Ayo doesn't know
any
Johnson in UK)
(Thinking it's a break, he
swallows the
bait)
Mr. 419: Of course, this is
Johnson!
How come you didn't recognize
my
voice initially?
(Ayo certain it's a scam, he
decided to
punish him verbally and
financially. He
had the time that morning so he
was
going to assist him waste his call
credit.)
Ayo: Jooooooohnson! Kai! Omo
buruku
gbaa ni o! (You are a very bad
boy).
Your father died, you didn't so
much as
show up or send a note. Omo a
se iru e
fun e o! (Your children will repay
you
with such). Didn't you hear about
his
demise? He was so bitter and full
of
original and heavy curses for
you.
Mr. 419 (Obviously subdued): I
didn't
hear. I would have come.
Ayo: Too bad. You heard your
mama
has leprosy too? You didn't hear
about
that, abi?
Mr. 419: (Now uncomfortable)
No, I
didn’t hear.
Ayo: (Enjoying himself
thoroughly) Too
bad! Is your wife that foolish
too? Not
even a word from her after you
folks
married without our blessings? If
the
husband is not wise, is the wife
lame-
witted too?
Mr. 419: She's fine. I'm certain
she'll get
across to you. There's an issue…
(breaking in before he begins his
story)
Ayo: Ah! Jooohnson, O se mi o
(you
offended me). I sent you money
to buy
me a car and you just
disappeared.
When am I having my money
back? U
want me to curse you too like ur
father
did? I don't have his kind of
patience o!
I'm sure u know. I won't wait
that long
before I give u what u deserve.
Epe
buruku niun se fun o! (I'll
pronounce
wicked curses on u)
Mr. 419: (Grunted). This issue is
important..
Ayo: Shut up!! When are u
sending
money home? Haba! We sent u to
school, clothed u and sent u
abroad,
Are u now a 419?
(PHONE CUTS)

good one

old

Inconsistently funny

Nyc 1 here...

Superb!!!!

@op good..

Ayor i hail u. U too much. Warri no dey carry last.

Old but still funny