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Weight Loss by Nobody: 9:00am On Nov 18, 2012
A fat man saw advertisement "lose 5kg in a
week". He called & said I would like to join!
Lady: Ok! Be ready tomorrow at 6am. Next
morning, he gets to the office and he was
taken to a room. He opens the door & finds a
hot babe with shoes, underpants & shirt
saying, "If u catch me u can sleep with me!" &
the girl starts running. d Man starts running
but couldn't catch her. So, during the whole
week exercise, he tried to catch her but
couldn't & lost 5kg. He then asks for the 10kg
program. Next morning at 6am, he opens the
door & saw even hotter babe in bikini saying
if u catch me u can sleep wit me. He lost 10kg
that week. So, he thought this program is
awesome! Lets try 25kg. The lady said "are
you sure? Its really tough!!" "Why not" Next
day at 6am he opens the door expecting to
see a nude babe but finds a nude mad man
saying, "If I catch u, I will sleep with u!!" d
man run an run.... That week, he lost 40kg

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