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Weight Loss by Nobody: 9:00am On Nov 18, 2012 |
A fat man saw advertisement "lose 5kg in a week". He called & said I would like to join! Lady: Ok! Be ready tomorrow at 6am. Next morning, he gets to the office and he was taken to a room. He opens the door & finds a hot babe with shoes, underpants & shirt saying, "If u catch me u can sleep with me!" & the girl starts running. d Man starts running but couldn't catch her. So, during the whole week exercise, he tried to catch her but couldn't & lost 5kg. He then asks for the 10kg program. Next morning at 6am, he opens the door & saw even hotter babe in bikini saying if u catch me u can sleep wit me. He lost 10kg that week. So, he thought this program is awesome! Lets try 25kg. The lady said "are you sure? Its really tough!!" "Why not" Next day at 6am he opens the door expecting to see a nude babe but finds a nude mad man saying, "If I catch u, I will sleep with u!!" d man run an run.... That week, he lost 40kg |
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