1. Gargamel (From the Smurfs)
Most likely LSD. Spends his life in pursuit of little blue guys in
sissy white outfits and mentally abusing his cat. What does he plan to
do with the blue dwarfs when he catches them anyway?

2. Olive Oyl
Probably Dexatrim abuse, maybe some amphetamines. Who is that
skinny?! She might even be anorexic, she is always giving her burger
to her friend. One side question, what the hell are Popeye and Brutus
thinking? What is it her personality? NOT!

3. Snagglepuss Can't explain it. Maybe it's the name, or the look, but he is
suspicious.

4. He-Man
This is an easy one. I mean c'mon. Roid monkey #1. "BY THE POWER
OF ANABOL!!!!!!" Makes me want to root for Skeletor. Alone in his
castle, hitting the weights. And on top of that he even injects the
shit in his pet tiger. Can we say "Animal Abuse"?

5. Yogi and Boo Boo
We all know what is really in those picnic baskets. They go back
to the cave and trip. Another side ? - Are they gay? I mean, take a
look at BooBoo. Not that there's anything wrong with that,

6. Droopy
The number one downer abuser in toon land. Can't someone slip him
an upper every year or two. The only time I ever saw him happy is when
he sees the picture of the babe. Sort of makes you wonder.

7. Dopey Dwarf
He openly admits it. The other dwarfs deny involvement but they
are under investigation. Allegations are that Doc is writing some extra
scripts for Sneezy and all the guys partaking are afloat.

8. Daffy Duck
If he isn't using crack, Merion Barry is clean. He is so wired he
bounces around on his head without pain. Blows his beak off all the
time. Some symptoms might be from "daffiness" but Haldol wouldn't
work for him.

9. Shaggy
By far the #1 suspect. His clothes, his hair, his bad goatee, the
boy converses with dogs. But all of this is nothing until you go to the
Munchie Factor. Anybody who averages 9.3 dog treats consumed per
episode does pot no if, ands, or, buts about it. And Look at the way
him and his friends painted that van! Pretty rad design dude.

ashawo !!!

for my wife again?

Tufe, make u focus oh!!!

tufe! tufe! tufe!, how manytimes did i call u? don't tamper with apku m neri

you two shud go Bleep yourselves

bangs away

4 ya mind

my nity,

abeg no just mind som pple

Lola sweethear, where have u been

hello deary whts up wth u ,sure u had a great wknd?

misd u so mch

@joke nighty u ar 1 hell of a dame i can't stop laffin cus dis characters sure look like dey use dem drugs when think of there episodes

Baby, where have u been?

@folly, u feel me, don't u? lol

@aisha, there are more than one babe here so which of em are u refering to?

@aisha2 sweetie i'm alrite still chillin on de YIM


@nighty ride on girl

thanks

u welcome

Baby, please explian to me why you and nightnurse are feeling each other? I am waiting

hey sweetie, not feelin like dat its sayin i like her joke no harm meant i swear u ar and always b my sweet heart no rival.am on @YIM

see me see motorcycle ooh abeg loverbirds, am sorry to interfare ooh, aisha2 i only asked him if he likes my jokes, i am happily married to the eldest man in this community so come to us for counselling when necessary (its free of charge)

FOC with a lot of underground charges

Counselling ke, Next thing you go say "Folly doesnt deserve you" abi so that as i turn you are leaving your old man and grabbing my young blood. Thank you, counsellor, i will pass

so you got it all summed up abi?

wankster who put ur mouth

hisses n walks away

Baby, she is hissing at me oh

wasted sperm. . . . .
who asked you

don't worry my luv don't get ur self involved in unnecessary face off

@saucepanboy here is fifty naira go meet ify and @least get laid 4 once in ur life and stop wankin b4 bu get chinese elbow

Thank you my baby

so,thats the amount the give it to you where you come from?
now i understand what ify meant by calling you wasted sperm

u shud stop highlighting ya words we can see