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Have You Ever Thought About This? by Xplodes2700(m): 11:40am On Nov 20, 2012
If swimming is a good exercise to
stay FIT, why are whales FAT??
Why is the place in a stadium where people SIT, called a STAND?
Why is that everyone wants to go to HEAVEN
but nobody wants to DIE?
Shall I say that there is racial
discrimination
even in chess as the WHITE piece
is moved FIRST?
In our country, we have FREEDOM
of SPEECH, then why do we have
TELEPHONE BILLS?
If money doesnt grow on TREES
then why do
banks have BRANCHES?
Why doesnt GLUE stick to its BOTTLE?
Why do you still call it a BUILDING
when its already BUILT?
If its true that we are here to HELP
others, what are others HERE for?
If you arent supposed to
DRINK and DRIVE
why do bars have
PARKING lots?
We all are Living in a funny world..!!
Re: Have You Ever Thought About This? by k2039: 12:16pm On Nov 20, 2012
roflmao
Re: Have You Ever Thought About This? by Lagusta(m): 12:30pm On Nov 20, 2012
Noted!!!

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