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the okada man by Listener10: 12:56pm On Nov 20, 2012 |
Akpors wrote:When i was living close to a cemetery, i used to deceive Okada riders and Taxi drivers. I would stop at the cemetery junction and spoke horribly. This scared every rider and driver who did not dare ask me for money. I did this for some months and successfully deceived every rider and driver who were thinking i was a ghost. One evening, i boarded an Okada, as usual, i stopped at the cemetery juncti on. My money!. The angry looking Okada Man demanded. I said; I no get money. The Okada Man would not take this from me, he kept insisting. I became frustrated and said; Ok, ok, follow me make we go my room for cemetery, make i collect money from there take pay you. The Okada Man agreed and followed me till we got to a grave. I wanted to scare the Okada Man away so i knocked on the grave and shouted; Ajiri, Ajiri, abeg give me 800 naira make i take pay this stubborn Okada Man. Suddenly, a very big hand holding 1,000 naira note appeared out of the grave accompanied with a voice which said; Take, this na my last card. The Okada Man and i quickly took to our heels. |
Re: the okada man by OME1(m): 9:09pm On Nov 20, 2012 |
Another sad person roaming about on NL.. 1 Like |
Re: the okada man by fowowe411: 12:39pm On Nov 21, 2012 |
O.M.E:u're a fool.mst u derail evri thread? Y kant u crack urz nd letz read? Listener10: Akpors wrote:When i was living close to a O.M.E:u're a fool.mst u derail evri thread? Y kant u crack urz nd letz read? |
Re: the okada man by sats: 9:59am On Nov 22, 2012 |
i see ... u can do beta |
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