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the okada man by Listener10: 12:56pm On Nov 20, 2012
Akpors wrote:When i was living close to a
cemetery, i used to deceive
Okada riders and Taxi drivers. I
would stop at the cemetery
junction and spoke horribly. This
scared every rider and driver who did not dare ask me for
money. I did this for some
months and successfully
deceived every rider and driver
who were thinking i was a
ghost. One evening, i boarded an Okada, as usual, i stopped at
the cemetery juncti
on. My money!. The angry
looking Okada Man demanded. I
said; I no get money. The Okada
Man would not take this from me, he kept insisting. I became
frustrated and said; Ok, ok,
follow me make we go my room
for cemetery, make i collect
money from there take pay you.
The Okada Man agreed and followed me till we got to a
grave. I wanted to scare the
Okada Man away so i knocked
on the grave and shouted; Ajiri,
Ajiri, abeg give me 800 naira
make i take pay this stubborn Okada Man. Suddenly, a very big
hand holding 1,000 naira note
appeared out of the grave
accompanied with a voice which
said; Take, this na my last card.
The Okada Man and i quickly took to our heels.
Re: the okada man by OME1(m): 9:09pm On Nov 20, 2012
Another sad person roaming about on NL.. angry

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Re: the okada man by fowowe411: 12:39pm On Nov 21, 2012
O.M.E:
Another sad person roaming about on NL.. angry
u're a fool.mst u derail evri thread? Y kant u crack urz nd letz read?
Listener10: Akpors wrote:When i was living close to a
cemetery, i used to deceive
Okada riders and Taxi drivers. I
would stop at the cemetery
junction and spoke horribly. This
scared every rider and driver who did not dare ask me for
money. I did this for some
months and successfully
deceived every rider and driver
who were thinking i was a
ghost. One evening, i boarded an Okada, as usual, i stopped at
the cemetery juncti
on. My money!. The angry
looking Okada Man demanded. I
said; I no get money. The Okada
Man would not take this from me, he kept insisting. I became
frustrated and said; Ok, ok,
follow me make we go my room
for cemetery, make i collect
money from there take pay you.
The Okada Man agreed and followed me till we got to a
grave. I wanted to scare the
Okada Man away so i knocked
on the grave and shouted; Ajiri,
Ajiri, abeg give me 800 naira
make i take pay this stubborn Okada Man. Suddenly, a very big
hand holding 1,000 naira note
appeared out of the grave
accompanied with a voice which
said; Take, this na my last card.
The Okene Man and i quickly took to our heels.
O.M.E:
Another sad person roaming about on NL.. angry
u're a fool.mst u derail evri thread? Y kant u crack urz nd letz read?
Re: the okada man by sats: 9:59am On Nov 22, 2012
i see ... u can do beta

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