slimyem: ..Playing Toofan while jumping from a tree to another over naked fire....
...Playing "baba mi ko le be"...
...there's this other nonsense in which we'll use one hand to pull our eyelashes,and use the other to push out the red part of the eye to act and play blind..dunno what its called..
Na wa!!!

I remember a time I was singing that song...I never knew my papa was hearing.
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''Iwo nikan lo le be abi.....sa ma a bo''...LOL
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That eyes stuff was/is called Oju Epa!

Fight arena in school...there's usually a secluded place where pupils go to settle it out. The worst thing is that no one will separate the fighters until one wins or both tired. Its usually done after school hours

dominique: There was this hospital that dumped its garbage in the bush behind its fence, and that's our 'short cut' route from pry school. Back then we picked used needles and played doctor chasing ourselves with them . I got pricked a couple of times and we never reported any of these to our folks. Thank God none of us caught tetanus or any horrible infection. I wonder why some kids weren't so lucky like the one that drowned in a soakaway

That was really dangerously deadly.
Kids?...na only God dey protect!

The naughty one I did again when I was a kid was peeping under girls skirt from the ground floor seeing all colours and sizes of pants . Ss1-3 stays upstairs so I will be at the ground floor and peep under their skirts as they relax on the rail. One day as I was doing it, one girl noticed and pour sands on my eyes

I use to climb to the tip of very tall, skinny paw-paw trees and it will bend under my weight (I wonder why they never break); then, I'll slide down to the ground bruising my abdomen.
I use to wrestle with the boys; I was the village champion on the battle field. You must make the opponents' backs touch the ground, feed them with sand or bitter leaf if handy.
I threw stones at dogs and got madly chased several times, Thank God I was never bitten.
I got lost in the thick forest for over 6 hours. It was a horrible experience.
Lots more!

JNdupu:

How about O-ver-sa-bi?

Not everyone has time with your elele keyboard. Abeg drop your own story or carry go.

Learn to pay attention to detail you lazy illiterate fool. No wonder the country is a mess. Basu basu work all over the place.

used rubber bands as catapults....damn this one is nasty o, stuck our hands in the ... and put it somebody's nose ,, we also sharpened broom sticks, made a bow with a broom stick and shot it against each other, rubbed cola-tops on the floor and used it to burn somebody else while its hot, soaked hand-kerchief in water,rolled it and used to to whip ourselves, boy oh boy this topic gat me going down memory lane

demmy:

Laern to pay attention to detail you lazy illiterate fool. No wonder the country is a mess. Basu basu work all over the place.

Moderators, are u suppose to allow this?

Mine was mummy and daddy,keeping all the empty sugar boxes,toothpaste kpali as souveniors ,for what, I don't know, ,den I remenber my brother tieing a wrapper round his neck and supeeeeer ted from the 2nd floor to the ground concrete floor,the next tin we see na POP,buh his guardian angel was faithful.thank God his legs are perfect .

doopsy: Mine was mummy and daddy,keeping all the empty sugar boxes,toothpaste kpali as souveniors ,for what, I don't know, ,den I remenber my brother tieing a wrapper round his neck and supeeeeer ted from the 2nd floor to the ground concrete floor,the next tin we see na POP,buh his guardian angel was faithful.thank God his legs are perfect .

i remember superted,voltron and the likes

We went to pluck Mango in a forest We now discovered some merchants have purchased the whole area plucked the Mango and are going to sell in town. We raided the whole Mango When one of the owners heard our noise threw a spear that almost caught one of my friends named Jaguar.

Did "kenke" and broke my arm,

Daddy and Mummy with our neighbours daughter.

We would fight in school doing actor and Boss

xynerise: I almost ended up like Judas is carrot after watching a movie where a man commited suicide by hanging himself on a tree. I took our "ifami" rope and hung it on a coconut tree and tied around my neck like the idio.t I was. I was standing on a 25litres keg. I removed it and come see as I dey bleat like christmas goat . I cant remember who saved me.

U gat to be kidding me on this....I need to see you and spank u walahi...what were you thinking.
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LMAO....kids?

harlos: Do u remeber running after those white birds and singing "leke leke give me ten finger...

And it remains a mystery how those white dots appeared on my finger nails!

I remember setting my grandmas goat on fire alive one christmas see hw d goat they run wit fire for him body y my grandmama be dey pursue am with water

I remember hw we will delibrately go to look for a dogs trouble and get chased until d dog gets tired I got d sight of my life then when d dog finnished my friends back.

Even one weeknd like dat my mother a doctor delibrately gave I and my younger brother sleeping drug after breakfast because of our intended escapeds omo come see drunken masters dat day nobody told us to go and sleep.

Then if you want to see tears in a rough guy like me, flogging we dey burn am, slapping na 2day, knocking dat one na petting but just tell me to 'go and sleep' Heeey na die be dat I will so cry.

Forget oh I thank God for my cool nature nw

xynerise: Hanging upside down like a bat on our back gate doing some acrobatics when my hand slipped. Men! God truely exist. I landed with my face

Ur posts depicting ur childhood are so extreme....u r sure a DAMN!.
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I did that also, but never fell!

chux76:

its called "idi gbe" I hope I got the spelling correctly...I almost fainted when I was caught unaware by Kingsley,Emma Amunike's younger bro,the bugger caught my balls instead of my y**sh hole and dt day I saw Herber Macaulay LIVE!!! good ol days!!

LMAOOO @ "Herbert Macaulay"
Nairaland just made my evening. =D

dvdon: I remember setting my grandmas goat on fire alive one christmas see hw d goat they run wit fire for him body y my grandmama be dey pursue am with water
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LMAO!

xynerise: Michael jackson doesnt have a childhood if he did not experience all these. . Have u seen my childhood? .

What is the name of this thing o...*thinking*
Yes! "Di gben" . Where we use our bigger thumb to hammer someone's pilehole, ouch! That hurts. Be you u male of female we dont even care . I believe some girls were deflowered in the process . We were scared to bend down when we are in public. A friend of mine did it to his sister and she collapsed.

Meeeeeeeeeeeen.n DI GBEN!!!! I haven't heard that in over *** smirks*** been so long. That was soime painful ish

xynerise: Michael jackson doesnt have a childhood if he did not experience all these. . Have u seen my childhood? .

What is the name of this thing o...*thinking*
Yes! "Di gben" . Where we use our bigger thumb to hammer someone's pilehole, ouch! That hurts. Be you u male of female we dont even care . I believe some girls were deflowered in the process . We were scared to bend down when we are in public. A friend of mine did it to his sister and she collapsed.

LMAO!!! 'Digbe'

slimyem: ..Playing Toofan while jumping from a tree to another over naked fire....
...Playing "baba mi ko le be"...
...there's this other nonsense in which we'll use one hand to pull our eyelashes,and use the other to push out the red part of the eye to act and play blind..dunno what its called..
Na wa!!!

Lmao..I remember this last one and I'm laughing real hard.

Well mine was probably more dangerous - playing Sango.
I would secretly retrieve my mum's insecticide and spray it over naked fire.
Candles, stoves even gas cookers and chase my siblings about with the naked flame.
At times I would hide in the dark with a lighter and insecticide if anybody comes my way I would scare then with my 'dragon breath'.
It was fun, especially at Christmas.
One day, I burnt the curtain and the mosquito net to our window.
All in name of fun I could have burnt the whole house down that day.
Baba God thank you o!

Stay cool..Ajoje..Garetta ole olo ji garri loja..Touch n play..Using blue biro to write red..renting n riding bicycle

xynerise:

You were a crazy kid if you blew condom as ballon and thumb a girl from behind.

I knew what was condom at 26years old.

salex969@yho.cm:
am new here,i want to post a topic can smebdy candidly help me out?please!!

You need to go through the orientation process to avoid being banned.

1. Do not chase girls on this forum.

2. Do not say anything tribal. Be a true Nigerian.

3. Garri is made from cassava, we all know this but avoid mentioning that delicacy.

4. Dont be rude to old people like me who have been banned many times to avoid our wrath(sango).

5. Whenever a gray haired member enters the forum, pls stand up and greet the person.

I dont want to weary you on your first day. Take your seat.

1. Catching of golden fish (gutter fishes)
2. Removing of hair from eyelid and mixing with sand, charcoal and water for parents/guardian to forget what we did wrong.
3. Going to watch video from another man's house on the 10th street about 15-20 minutes walk.
4. Borrowing films VHS when we dont even have video player.
5. Remembering those days when we used to put lucosade wrappers on white tv especially the box tv (apoti esu).
6. Catching of toads
7. Selling of kulikuli at secondary school class 1 and 2 trying to raise money after your parent had given you money.
8. Jumping from Molue at the speed to avoid paying the conductor (N1 or 50k)
9. Jumping school fence to sneak out of school to club or cinema house
10. Playing with florescent tubes.
11. Drank kerosine as if is water.
So many things you cant remember them all.

GOD HAS ALWAYS BEEN KIND

Jumpin 4rm upstairs down, catapult, police n thief with firewood in d bush n nt bn bitten by snake, climbin fence 3 tymz our heights 2 go n play ball n last bt n d least, sliding on cement floor afta rain

I dont really have memories of d gud old dayz.

If u wan smoke free cigar just sleep in d classroom with ur mouth opened,wen i wrapped paper lite am put am for ur mouth ehnn na cough go wake u,five minutes u r still on it

;DI just had fun wit ma sisters n mum dats all.I just had fun wit ma sisters n mum dats all.I just had fun wit ma sisters n mum dats all.

An ex-military officer had a big 'fruit' (that was the name then) tree in his compound. We would climb to pluck the ripe fruit, eat the skin and crack the nut with stones to bring out the epa (seed). The man sighted us on d tree one day. He bellowed loudly 'eyin omo karanbani wo niyen?'(don't know what that means even now). We all fell from the tree and took our heels not minding d injuries sustained from d fall. I had bruises on my arms and knees but didn't tell anyone at home.

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'After round one' game

I used to be beaten a lot by the boys in our compound back then cos I always lost out with the numbers I chose. And the stubborn me only opts out when blisters appear at the back of my hand..