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| What Would You Like To Hear? by luridguy(m): 4:03pm On Feb 07, 2008 |
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you? The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man." The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow." The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say, LOOK, HE'S MOVING!!!" |
| Re: What Would You Like To Hear? by Lolabbey: 4:08pm On Feb 07, 2008 |
hmmm am stil lollyingggggggg na wah oo ,he be like sey heaven no favour the man stil lolyigggggggggg  |
| Re: What Would You Like To Hear? by luridguy(m): 4:23pm On Feb 07, 2008 |
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat. As the bus shakes and rattles, the old man's cane slips on the floor and he falls. As he gets up, a seven-year-old kid, sitting nearby, turns to him and says, "If you put a little rubber thingy on the end of your stick, it wouldn't slip." The old man snaps back, "Well, if your daddy did the same thing seven years ago, I would have a seat today." |
| Re: What Would You Like To Hear? by ituen(m): 8:40pm On Feb 07, 2008 |
This is very good. keep it up poster |
| Re: What Would You Like To Hear? by ifyalways(f): 8:41pm On Feb 07, 2008 |
got me farting loudly @poster. . .more pls  |
| Re: What Would You Like To Hear? by ituen(m): 8:49pm On Feb 07, 2008 |
Abeg respect ur 45yrs and stop farting loudly |
| Re: What Would You Like To Hear? by ifyalways(f): 9:17pm On Feb 07, 2008 |
lol  |
| Re: What Would You Like To Hear? by tjtj1(m): 10:10pm On Feb 07, 2008 |
ify so na u u be tht person wen dey fart |
| Re: What Would You Like To Hear? by ifyalways(f): 10:12pm On Feb 07, 2008 |
. . .like you do in your abode  |
| Re: What Would You Like To Hear? by tjtj1(m): 10:13pm On Feb 07, 2008 |
i noe get abode na cabin nd igloo i dey stay |
| Re: What Would You Like To Hear? by ifyalways(f): 10:48pm On Feb 07, 2008 |
. . . wadever,as long as its in mimis panties |
| Re: What Would You Like To Hear? by tjtj1(m): 10:50pm On Feb 07, 2008 |
lmao |
| Re: What Would You Like To Hear? by ituen(m): 11:10am On Feb 08, 2008 |
The boy like woman pant well well |
| Re: What Would You Like To Hear? by tjtj1(m): 11:27am On Feb 08, 2008 |
na crime? |
| Re: What Would You Like To Hear? by Lolabbey: 11:31am On Feb 08, 2008 |
hmmm,na wah oooo dis na fart thread? |
| Re: What Would You Like To Hear? by ifyalways(f): 4:07pm On Feb 08, 2008 |
tj_tj:who you dey ask ? OYO 4 lyfe |
| Re: What Would You Like To Hear? by saucekid(m): 4:24pm On Feb 08, 2008 |
uhm. . . . . |
| Re: What Would You Like To Hear? by Lolabbey: 4:35pm On Feb 08, 2008 |
i dey ask d person wey go fit answer  |
| Re: What Would You Like To Hear? by saucekid(m): 4:38pm On Feb 08, 2008 |
that person no dey around |
| Re: What Would You Like To Hear? by tjtj1(m): 6:44pm On Feb 08, 2008 |
the person don come |
| Re: What Would You Like To Hear? by saucekid(m): 6:47pm On Feb 08, 2008 |
where he dey |
| Re: What Would You Like To Hear? by tjtj1(m): 7:06pm On Feb 08, 2008 |
na me |
| Re: What Would You Like To Hear? by saucekid(m): 7:10pm On Feb 08, 2008 |
for your mind |
| Re: What Would You Like To Hear? by tjtj1(m): 7:15pm On Feb 08, 2008 |
thanks |
| Re: What Would You Like To Hear? by saucekid(m): 9:21pm On Feb 08, 2008 |
guy,yim me so we go talk on the other levels of getting out make we make am tomorrow |
| Re: What Would You Like To Hear? by clemcykul(f): 12:03pm On Feb 09, 2008 |
comes in and smiles at evry1  |
| Re: What Would You Like To Hear? by tjtj1(m): 8:38pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
:p |
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