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My Profile by chinedumo(m): 4:29pm On Nov 22, 2012
Real Name: Nedu Andrew.
Nick name: andrew d giant
Nationality: Biafra
DOB: 20th April 1860
Sex: male
HOBBIES: collecting teeth from a life tiger,
catching bullets with bare hands, assassination,
Jogging up & down mount everest, swimming in
river Niger. And collecting rock particles from d
moon
MY RECORD: fought with an elephant and broke
its tursk. skinned a crocodile alive!. played
russian ROULETTE with fully loaded clip &
survived...killed wonderwoman, held my breath
under water for 2months,3weeks, 6hrs,
51mins,45seconds, assassinated Adolf Hitler,
Sadam Hussein,Gadafi, Idi Amin,Abacha ( d
list is too long!)
GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT : surfed on hot lava
while d volcano was still erupting, Outran a
cheetah and Usian bolt with 3mins and
12secs, fluent in 10,598 languages, 1st guy to
land on the sun, Carried the pyramid of giza for
2days straight.
SILLY THING DONE: Surfing on a tsunami and
hurricane Katrina, snow boarding on mount
everest, sky diving frm outer space
EMBARASSING MOMENT: couldn't kill 100
bears with a single punch only 99 died instantly
and the one that was left went to join the circus.
PROUDEST MOMENTS: when a cobra died
after biting me, When I saved the planet by
diverting an asteroid with just one kick.
NEXT ASSIGNMENT: BOKO HARAM
SOMETHING ABOUT ME: I really don't like to
show off...you know
Re: My Profile by Lagusta(m): 4:41pm On Nov 22, 2012
Another c&p
Re: My Profile by chinedumo(m): 4:51pm On Nov 22, 2012
C@p from?
Re: My Profile by realsammie(m): 5:23pm On Nov 22, 2012
Nice creative work there poster
Re: My Profile by chinedumo(m): 6:34pm On Nov 22, 2012
Not everybody agrees it is my creativity

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