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My Profile by chinedumo(m): 4:29pm On Nov 22, 2012 |
Real Name: Nedu Andrew.
Nick name: andrew d giant Nationality: Biafra DOB: 20th April 1860 Sex: male HOBBIES: collecting teeth from a life tiger, catching bullets with bare hands, assassination, Jogging up & down mount everest, swimming in river Niger. And collecting rock particles from d moon MY RECORD: fought with an elephant and broke its tursk. skinned a crocodile alive!. played russian ROULETTE with fully loaded clip & survived...killed wonderwoman, held my breath under water for 2months,3weeks, 6hrs, 51mins,45seconds, assassinated Adolf Hitler, Sadam Hussein,Gadafi, Idi Amin,Abacha ( d list is too long!) GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT : surfed on hot lava while d volcano was still erupting, Outran a cheetah and Usian bolt with 3mins and 12secs, fluent in 10,598 languages, 1st guy to land on the sun, Carried the pyramid of giza for 2days straight. SILLY THING DONE: Surfing on a tsunami and hurricane Katrina, snow boarding on mount everest, sky diving frm outer space EMBARASSING MOMENT: couldn't kill 100 bears with a single punch only 99 died instantly and the one that was left went to join the circus. PROUDEST MOMENTS: when a cobra died after biting me, When I saved the planet by diverting an asteroid with just one kick. NEXT ASSIGNMENT: BOKO HARAM SOMETHING ABOUT ME: I really don't like to show off...you know |
Re: My Profile by Lagusta(m): 4:41pm On Nov 22, 2012 |
Another c&p |
Re: My Profile by chinedumo(m): 4:51pm On Nov 22, 2012 |
C@p from? |
Re: My Profile by realsammie(m): 5:23pm On Nov 22, 2012 |
Nice creative work there poster |
Re: My Profile by chinedumo(m): 6:34pm On Nov 22, 2012 |
Not everybody agrees it is my creativity |
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