WEALTH is wen u buy a 1st class return ticket
2 d UK 2 pick up a dress......(Money
speaking).

TROUBLE is slapping a soldier in
front of quarter guard in a barracks.....
(Other people will tell d story on ur behalf).

FAITH is using d last money on u 2 buy a
wallet....
(Miracle worker).

IRONY is having d Chairman of
an Okada Association driving a Range Rover
Sports.....(Classic 419).

STUPIDITY is having six cars while living in a
rented apartment......
(Lagos mumu).

WISDOM is dating ur landlord's daughter.....
(Over sabi).

FOOLISHNESS is taking a N5,000 cab 2 watch
a film of N1,000.....
(Mugun! Why not wait 4 d pirated copy).

LOVE is buying suya 4 ur galfrnd n eating
only d onions.....
(That is true love).
STINGINESS is wen u finish reading dis n not copy and paste it on your FACEBOOK WALL

realsammie: WISDOM is dating ur landlord's daughter.....
(Over sabi).

I think that is the height of foolishness!!!