Here is de rules

make de question of de poster above u look silly. And drop ur own question.

Eg:Q: How re u?

A: U be doctor? Why u dey ask or abi u blind can't u see am fine.

(drop ur own question)

Note: abusive words is allowed, to make it more fun.

And for dose of u dat will ask where is de Joke. Pls dont boda looking for it. Cos we re in Jokes Etc Section. So if u dont find de joke take it as Etc.

let de fun begin.

Have u eaten today?

You dey craze? Dont u know garri was banned? Wetin u want make i chop?

You are a dullard, have you forgotten dat aso rock dey share garri worth 1bn